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What's to tell about Dan? I live in the most exclusive suburb of Dublin. I'm young, free but not quite single. I don't like to be pigeon-holed but you could say I'm a filmmaker / photographer/ musician/ poet. Artist sounds pretentious. Let's just say I'm a Creator.
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- Whatever's good! Sure we all love The Floyd and Dylan but what about their contemporary equivalents. I'm talking Razorlight, Baby Shambles, The Kooks, The Kaiser Chiefs and Keane. These are the bands we'll be telling our kids about in years to come!
- Sure Citizen Kane is the greatest film ever made but if you haven't seen any Tarkovsky I feel sorry for you. Stalker, Nostalgia, Solaris (not Clooney's poxy remake). That's life changing stuff. Also any Iranian cinema.
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- Not being remembered centuries from now.
- Happiest When
- Sucking back a few Danweisers in Krystle with SoCoDu!
- Working on a script that will really shake up all the fat cats in corporate America. Take that Bush!
- Are back again! Check them out in my bands below..
- Irish-Protect- Darfur...
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- Johnny Logan
- Dalkey Comedy
- Rosanna Davison
- Av Lipsett
- Emily O'Donnell
- Amanda Wong
- Katie Jane Goldin
- Conor Buckley
- Sinead O'Donovan
- Nadine Hyland
- Michelle McMahon 'She...
- Sandy Mc Manus
- Devon O Connor
- Emily Cahill
- Katie Doddy
- Ronan Daly
- Sarah O'Donovan
- Cordaella Connaughton...
- Ross O Connell
- Ciara Gogarty
- John Doe
- Deirdre Laird
- WildLight Channel
- Caoimhe Bennett
- Kev O' Farrell
- Aoife Mckeever
- Anna O'Connor
- Claire Purdue
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-Go to Krystle(claim to know Bucko & Brian)
-Brian O' Driscoll(you followed his career since the 'Rock days...)
-Date a Sothside Irish model preferably one with daddy's cash behind her
-Drive a mini if you're a chick, a Golf GTI if male.
-Claim that your job is more high powered than it really is. i.e. If you answer the phone in a marketing department, pretend you're an exective.
-Lunch in The Gables, Avoca or Itsa Bagel
-Bleach your teeth in Smiles
-Walk the pier
-Talk about having "the fear" on a Sunday, or after a night in Krystle....
-Talk about moving out, but have no intention of it.
-Work in Brown Thomas at any stage of your late teens/early twenties
-Dabble with class A narcotics, but never make it into a habit (pretend you're drunk when spotted in Red Box by your mates who are also blotto on pills)
-Walk your Shitsu through Blackrock Village
-Walk around Dundrum "to kill an hour". Refer to it as "GlumDrum or The Drum"
-Buy clothes in random village boutiques
-Bitch about the price of a latte on Baggot Street
-Secretly read Ireland on Sunday aka "The Renards Weekly", Buy "The Sindo" but only for Barry Egan's page & to see Glenda's latest shoot
-Have an affair with your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend
-Holiday in Marbella, Portugal or Connemara
-Claim to know/have met Bono
-Buy your Jesus Christ flip-flops for Electric Picnic, book Pod Pad, Have trouble sourcing weed coz you're too old & your drug dealer died several years ago.
-Have a Dart pass but never use it because you prefer to sit in traffic in your BMW
-Keep your electric shaver in your car coz you're just soooo busy....
-Use the word "random &banter" frequently
-Ask people where they went to school
-Grow your hair & say "loike" a lot
-Have an identity crisis by thinking you live in The O.C.
-Throw a birthday party in the style of "My Super Sweet Sixteen", even if your parents have to remortage their house.
-Have a fit if Daddy doesn't buy you a pony/Gucci dress/hire Girls Aloud to sing
-Remenisce about your days in The Pav/UCD bar
-Be good looking simply through the effort you put in- fake tan,highlights,gym,clothes. But really you're maxed out & a sham with no make-up on.
-Be "morto" if spotted in the Merrion Centre with no make-up on.
-Slag off girls that shag around when really you're a right tart yourself
-Lie about the amount of Rock boys you've slept with.
-Own high tech gadgets- a flat screen, the new Nano, a new Nokia...
-Blank potholes in Searsons coz you're not in the mood for random banter
-Jeer at underagers in Leggs, try & get your hole.
-Smack your rugger mates on the arse in the Bective shower rooms with a twisty towel
-High five your mate Gavin for having a huge dick, nickname him Tripod
-Trash at least one free gaff
-Cross the river
-Have a child out of wedlock (or several from different men)
-Have en engagement ring from a|wear
-Date the ultimate Northsider, Irish models-YOU KNOW WHO U ARE!!
-Claim the dole or welfare for any of your illegitimate children
-Have a medical card
-Shop on Henry Street
-Drink in your front garden
-Have a mate called Git, Spud or Anto
-Call your baby Rocco, Jay, Britney, Teagan or Brooklyn
-Drink in Temple Bar
-Work in McDonalds EVER!
-Prefer TV3 to RTE
-Ring up late night radio talk shows
-Read The Mail,The Sun or The Star
-Sunbathe on "The Dollyer" i.e. Dollymount Strand
-Befriend your taxi man
-Have at least 2 stray trollies on your road
-Let your kids play in the traffic
-Fight with your neighbours at 2am
-Apply for affordable housing unless it's in Killiney or Dundrum
-Shop in "The Blanch"
-Wait for an early house to open
-Plan to set several tents on fire at Oxygen, tout tickets outside for a heafty sum
-Shave your head (yourself)
-Have a farmers tan around where you weat your celtic jersey
-Have missing/no teeth
-Claim to know loads about current affairs, talk through your arse.
-Walk your pit bull
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