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Melissa Odonnell
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Female, 37,
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- from portsmouth
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- Last active: 11/19/08
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- theres nothing worse than wanting something u cant have!!!!!!!
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- nothing im well hard lol
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- when my kids r smiling
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Alternative Lord's Prayer
My vibrator which brings me heaven
Rampant rabbit be thy name
Til Kingdom come
Thy makest me cum
On earth with eyes on Heaven
Give me on earth
My daily thrill
And forgive my screams
As i forgive flat batteries
Lead me not into temptation
But deliver me from frustration
For thine is the rotation
The power
And the buzzing
For ever and ever
AMEN
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A GIRLS PRAYER
Before i lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, whos not a creep
One whos handsome,smart and strong,
One whos willys thick and long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he wont wait weeks,
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
and when i spend his cash, wont be annoyed,
Pulls out my chair and opens the door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when i ask"how bigs my behind"
One whol'll make love till my body a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as i kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
Amen
0 Comments 351 weeks
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thats life!!!!!!!
some of us think holding on makes us stronger, but sometimes its letting go that proves are real strength......
falling in love is like falling from a high building it dosent hurt till the end ~~~
they say follow your heart but how do u follow your heart when its in pieces........
its hard to tell your mind to stop lovng someone when your heart still does!!
thank you for beaking my heart you have made it stronger~~~~~
a true friend stabs you in thr front!!!!
im not a tease im just a reminder of wot u cant have ~~~~0 Comments 355 weeks
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10/13/08 via Mobile
Celina Sagers
Whats Up how are you doing cutie, i was just thinking of you and wanted to get on cam and all, hit me up on msn my names amarillonupk@hotmail.com oxox MuAh xoxo
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Cliff J10/17/07Yay Wiss, I'm at work, and sooo bored. WB wen u av sum time, I need cheering up. xx
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Christopher Falzon7/12/07yeh i bet u do
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Natalie George12/31/06hey hun just stoppin by to wish u all the best for 2007 and hope u have a good new year. cya soon natalie and madison.x x x x
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Natalie George12/13/06
THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 15 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 15 pretty girls. If you get hit again you know your really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have UglyNess for 10 years. So hit 15 pretty girls on your friends list! !
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Laura Lee11/14/06hi there sweetie thanks for the add and ur baby is gorgeous i want one now xxxxxx
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Terri Almond9/4/06heya babe! hows you ent heard from u in a while hows u n the kids?? yer i got plenty of cheg hahaha!!! love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE WHO ARE TOTAL LEDGENDS (by copying&pasting this entire comment). IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOUR A TOTAL LEDGE!!!!!!!!!
my art skills r so goin to waste !!!
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