Heeeey you!!!!! Good weekend?! I have been bubbling all wknd cause my best mate got married, it was fabby!!!!! Hope your well Mr!!xx

Bryan's online, oh my god!!!!! Thought you were in the pub watching tennis?! Just watched the Roddick match, just as good as Andy's!!!! He played bloody brill the night like!!xxx

Ain't no stalker, just think he's rather cute, he he!!!!

And Jeez, does nobody else leave you messages??? Awwww!!!xxx

Your round on Sat Mr Green!!!! Then you can take me dancing to Perth... if you can drag yourself away from the metropolis of Blackford???!!!!xxx

Hi there handsome, how you doing??!!xxx

Hey good looking, how's you, hope your having a nice wknd?! I'm off to good grief tonight, such joy!!! Bout time you got your arse through to Auchter for a drink with me or i'll fall out with you, ha ha!!xx

Well then if your back on Friday then you need to get your ass through to Perth for the dancing on Sat!!! If not, we'll see you Sun for the footie but i'd imagine you'll be elsewhere than the ford to watch it so come to the bonnie bonnie Star Bar, ha ha!!! Catch up with you soon enough i'm sure!!!!xxx

I hear your back soon Mr, goodie!!! Your round on the drinks in Club M then!!!!! Hope you've had a ball, things have not changed here, infact they've gotten much worse but then that's the hellhole of Auchter for you, ha ha!! Old Firm Sun.. get it up ye, we're gonna do it this time, ha ha!!xxx

Well then Mr, what's the latest, there's bound to have been something mental happened to you??!! Check out the T in the P website for the lineup, looks rather groovy!! Tickets go on sale on Friday!! With this and Rockness i'm getting rather excited like!!!! Hope your well, spk soon!xxx

Ha ha ha, your being attacked by mossies now!!!! Nae luck!!!!! Was thinking of Isle of Wight this year but no can do its the same wknd as Rockness which is a bummer! Fancy another one cause Connect has been cancelled due to the credit crunch, boo!!!! Off to work again now, speak soon!xx

Shocking score Mr eh!!!! Might be your turn tomorrow tho and if it is i'm sure you'll be hearing from me, ha ha!!!! Hope your having fun and got a wee bit of a tan by now?! Saw Muz on Sat and he's got a wee bit of a tan!! Mini me didn't win big bro, i'm gutted as he was the fav!!! Fri night and i'm chilling but party time tomorrow, can't wait!!! xxx