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lifes a bitch! dont marry one!

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  • Male, 22, Luv 27
  • from Bury
  • I am Single
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  • Last active: 7/14/10
  • www.bebo.com/keeny6
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Me, Myself, and I
i am keeny n my life is Pretty mint, well mosta da tyme newayz! Ave jus left totti high this year and am goin to college to do A levels at Holy Cross! i still work in the market after 2 years n its still a pretty mint job! i love fishin an goin out on ma bike n a go to the gym sometimes!
all ma mates r brill! cunt ask fo beta mates! see most of yaz at college hopefully! ...................... inabizzle guyz

ma addies are keeny_6@hotmail.co.uk
or keenyere1991@hotmail.co.uk
Music
anyfin descent thts worth lisnin to!
Films
comedy n action mainly n american pie lmao quality film... ya gota watch me. myself and irene...legendary film of tha 90z
Sports
United n Celtic r da teams tht i support not that i rely keep up on da scores n stuff n badminton is aryt n do quite a bita fishin n bike ridin!
Scared Of
drownin or bein buried alive, cba wid dat shit lol oh n gay boyz!
happiest when
happiest when avin a laugh wid ma mates n runnin ova pedestrians wid boothy lmfao funny day! skwl is also a luagh once ya put aside all da work, n de shitty teachers! oh and thanx for a gud last six munths holly of torture, pain, food fights and bad headaches! you know what am talkin about hahahahaha!
funniest when
fuk noes i dnt rly no wen am bein funi am jus a sarcastic bastard at tymes lol!
mates
Jak, Gordo, Elliott, Jimmy, Big G, Big Ash, Browny n dom ma main mates n every1 who angs round wi em! oh n cnt foget sopie lol mates through everyfin! even tho we argue lyk all da tyme n sophie sori bout putin u in da bin lol! not forgetttin charlotte and karli and woody n jess! all of ya stay in touch owite guyz!
cant forget holly, steph, lisha an nicole! fun food fights gals x!

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    How old do I look?
    [ ] 11
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    How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT)
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    Would you rather..
    [ ] Do me
    Or
    [ } Date me

    Would you rather be on top or bottom?
    [ ] Top
    [ ] Bottom

    Do I have pretty eyes?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

    Do you like my body?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

    Would you be sad if I moved?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

    Would you come visit me?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

    Am I..
    [ ] Hott
    [ ] Beautiful
    [ ] Sexy
    [ ] Cute
    [ ] beastly mongrel

    Would you rather..
    [ ] Makeout
    [ ] Cuddle
    [ ] Fuck
    [ ] Go out

    Do you want to go out with me?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

    Would you give me your number?
    [ ] Yes () <-----leave ya numba
    [ ] No

    Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
    [ ] Yes
    [ ] No

    0 Comments 278 weeks

  • shi wants to be 8 agen! ladz wil neva b ryt! lol

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
    I'd love to be eight again" she replied
    On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
    of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
    What a Day!

    He put her on every ride in the park:
    * The Death Slide
    * The Wall of Fear
    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds
    where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
    popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
    exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
    lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
    dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"

    The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still
    gonna get it wrong.

    0 Comments 334 weeks

  • If u were born in da 90's ya gotta read dis! funi as fuk!

    Just Cause You Were Born In '93' Or '94' Does Not Mean You Are A 90s Kid.
    It's Not Like You Could Remember Some Of The Original Simpsons.
    You Know You're A British 90s Kid If...

    You Can Sing The Rap To "The Fresh Prince Of Bell Air"

    You Remember When It Was Actually Worth Getting Up On A Saturday Morning To Watch Live & Kicking Or Sm:Tv.

    You Had A Huge Fringe At Some Point In Your Childhood Or A Bowl Lol.

    You Remember Reading And Watching "Goosebumps"

    You Took Plastic Cartoon Lunch Boxes To School.

    You Know The Words From The Shakey Jake Milkshake Adverts

    You Remember The Craze Of Yo-Yos And Tamagotchi's

    You Still Get The Urge To Say "Not" After Every Sentence.

    You Collected Pokemon Cards.

    You Played And/Or Collected Pogs.

    You Had A Weird Alien That Lived In Gooey Stuff In A Plastic 'Pod' And Thought If You Stuck 2 Back To Back They Would Have A Baby Or They Would Open They're Eyes On The Millenium! Dey Were Fuckin Heavy.

    You Watched The Original Postman Pat, Fireman Sam And Ninja Turtles.

    You Got Your Mum To Buy 'Bn' Biscuits

    You Know The Macerena By Heart.

    "Talk To The Hand" Enough Said.

    You Thought Brain From "Pinkey And The Brain" Would Finally Take Over The World.

    Furby's!!! Gangsta But Dey Wudnt Shut Up

    You Remember Bum Bags Or Fanny Packs.

    You Always Wanted To Be On Fun House

    You Collected Tazos.

    2 Words; Spice Girls.

    You Wore Disney Plastic Rucksacks

    1 Comment 335 weeks

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    11/20/10
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    hey sorry about that my internet went! yay what a day! thanks babe btw x x x

    8/5/08 via Mobile
  • Jonny
    Jonny

    alryt pal its been a while since i spoke 2 yaz ow are yu? been up to much?

    7/20/08
  • Nicole

    hello stranger...u ok? what u doin on here?x :O haha x x x x

    6/26/08 via Mobile