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Brian Kennedy

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i dont have to think at all, like no...........................
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  • "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"

    Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
    offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an
    actual class assignment:

    The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a
    new
    form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will
    pair
    off with the person sitting next to them.
    As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a
    short
    story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy

    to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another
    paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to
    me.
    The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on
    back-and-forth.

    Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the

    story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the
    e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The
    story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

    The following was actually turned in by two of his English students:
    Rebecca and Gary.

    THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca)
    At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted The
    chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now
    reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
    liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind
    off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about
    him
    too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the

    question.

    (second paragraph by Gary)
    Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron
    now
    in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than
    the
    neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had
    spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,"
    he
    said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar orbit established. No
    sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish
    particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his
    ship's
    cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat
    and across the cockpit.

    (Rebecca)
    He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt
    one
    last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had
    ever
    had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
    hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes
    Law
    Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel", Laurie read in her
    newspaper
    one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She
    stared
    out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed
    unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to
    distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful
    things
    around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she
    pondered wistfully.

    (Gary)
    Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands

    of miles above the city, the Anudrian mothership launched the first of
    its
    lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the
    Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left
    Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were
    determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage
    of the treaty the Anudrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying
    enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop
    them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion
    missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his
    top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the
    coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized
    poor, stupid Laurie.

    (Rebecca)
    This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My

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  • Patricia Quilty
    Patricia Quilty

    what an amazing profile u have brian...now ur my friend!!

    4/24/09
  • Elsa Poirier

    hey love pimp out your profile! copy and paste sick-offer.com bye

    8/9/08 via Mobile
  • Padraig Redfern
    Padraig Redfern

    well mr kennedy you will be happy 2 know that we have no permenant place to stay yet.Hope to have 1 before the 6th dec.shud be a gud laugh over here if we dont have any!!

    11/17/07
  • Seona Kelly
    Seona Kelly

    well well look who it is !! how are ya

    3/2/07
  • Ciarjamin

    ur just saying dat cos u did shite nd girls no mor about football den u

    2/28/07
  • Colm Laffan

    Welcome back!!!!! how you keeping.

    1/21/07
  • Jason Costello

    Brian will you pick up my biro its down the front row in 4a o2!!!! Anything strange with you

    9/30/06
  • Tanya Durack
    Tanya Durack

    Hey stranger have you seen this cow lately? :) She is my prize winning breeder!

    9/20/06
  • Tanya Durack
    Tanya Durack

    Hey you psycho long time no see! Hows u? Gr8 result on my quiz boyo! U comin home soon?

    5/3/06
  • Jason Costello

    well well well hows tricks

    4/24/06
  • Kate Fullam
    Kate Fullam

    wats d deal wth all the titties in your photos eh???? i was havin a grand nose until i came across all this filth.. well i never!! always knew u were a pervert.. hahahahahhha

    4/21/06
  • Jason Costello

    brian my biro is in 3a 04. fourth row from the back. six seats on from the left. will you do me a favour and pick it up!!!

    4/12/06