1.(Me on bus home 4m drogheda){me and rob have on legs up on a table}....."if the bus crashes my legs will go up and rob will cum into me"!!!!!....u are a lemon shaun

2.(also Me on d bus home 4m drogheda){we stil gots our legs on d table}....shauns leg cramps up and he trys to get it under d table....the pain gets worse....shaun screams"why do i got toes????"...i loved that day!! lol

3.(adam after x-country race)..."i had to go faster coz mikey was cumin up my ass"!!!...well done adam lol

4.(dave ment to say i left her bebo pg....but this is what he said).......i scrolled away on"....dave u are special

5.(Rob while wrestlin dave in d grass... he ment to say get off ya lemon...bt dis is how it came out)...."get off my lemon"

6.(me Rob and dave strollin around)....{rob say to shaun}"ur some muslim, {shaun replies}"ur some jew".....dave then joins in....."ye're some JUSLIMS"!!!lol

7.(richard running on road)....macklin shouts at richard"i hope u get hit by a bus".....richards is road retarded!!haha

8.(richard and john get kicked out of maths class 4 talkin, as richard is closin d door, he says).....".....so john as i was say", loud enough 4 teacher to hear!!...very funny!!

9.(dave says while standin in robs bedroom)....."my hair needs a haircut biy"{hes was bein pur serious}....what a spoooooooosssstic lol

10.(Rob on the phone to jess){she was goin on about slappin guys in the balls and then 1 guy on the ass}...then he said"takin it up the ass isnt to bad"...yes he's slow lol

11.(me Rob and lil'rob thinkin of random stuff we cud say to niamh in a txt) shaun goes "say inhebriated toes", Rob says"u dont kno how to spell inhebriated, shaun says "i do"....then out of nowhere Lil'rob said "it is".....what the hell was he thinkin!!!lol

12.(shaun talkin to craig about mr. downeys daughter) {craig}"whats her name?" {shaun}"the first letter is i and the last letter is a, now pick a letter between l and n?" {craig}"v?"......craig v isnt between l and n.....ur some tool wit yellow appendix!!hahaha

13.Heather : (driving along in the car ) So what you doing for the weekend?
Rob : (in passenger seat) Dunno really.
-------Big number 6 bus indicates to pull out so heather slows down to let him out------------------
Marie : (shrieks and points) WATCH OUT FOR THAT BUS!!!!!!!!!!
rob : marie its hard to miss da big FUK OFF bus!!....robs auntie isnt the brightest!!hahaha

13.(rob dave nd rob playin soccer...dave has his united jersy on)......dave says to rob...."my top is gone red biys!!!".....dave incase u havent notised its a red jersy!!!hahaha

14.(rob nd dave walkin back 4m d shop)...dave"i found a full bottle of 7up while ago"...Rob"did u eat it???"....yes dave he is a langer!!!lol

15.(warm in portugal, the lads in dr hotel room, richard goes in2 toilet).....richard shouts 4m bathroom"here biys we got 2 toilets"...dave "what are u on about?"...(door 2 toilet is open, dave walks past..."rich...dats a beeday"!!!He was pissing in the beeday!....o god rich u are a simpleton!!

16. Martin talking about leg excercises, noddy was half listening at the time, oh and martin was going with sinead and noddy was with scott who just walked in the room....Martin"Ya u put ure legs up and down"
Noddy"What are you on about"?
Martin"remember i showed you last night"!!!!

17.Ben and Shaun on the green box.. ben looks at his legs and goes"i have a lump on my leg...oh and on my other one...shaun looks then replies"That's your fucking calf muscle!!!

18.In Portugal everyone is in my room... its fcuking hott so
Rich goes to the balcony for some air.....
Stares across the road for awhile looking confused at the other hotel then asks"Is that our pool?" what a special person

19.Ben AGAIN!!looking around the park when we're on the green box....looks at the birds then says:"Wouldn't you hate to be a bird....you'd have to eat with your mouth"!!!!!
what a spanner!!

20.Ben please stop embarrassing yourself by ad

Wat age r ya:
Hav u seen me b4:
Wat ya tink of me:
Hav u met me b4:
Wud ya meet me(again/now/wat eva lyk):
Wat wud ya giv me out a 10:
Wat wud u r8 urself outa 10:
If u ad 2 change 1 ting bout me wat wud it b:
Wats my sxciest feature:
Wud ya do me lyk:
do ya tink im savaaaageeeeeeeeee:

My Girl friend -
My mummy -
My daddy - *josh L*
My wanna b Girlfriend-
My big brother -
My little brother- *Ben M*likes bushes!!!
My big sister -*Heather*
My little sister-
My aunt -
My cousin -*Kev Lyne*
My daughter -
My son -
My brother-in-law -
My sister-in-law -
My best friend -**Mark P** i luv him!!!
My other best friend -
My Twin -**Sam(my cuz)**

My Flagirl Friend -**Amanda N(SXC!!!)**
My Flaboy Friend -*Josh L(SXC)*
My BFB(best fuck buddy!!!) -*Fiona she's unreal at skiing*
My CKSS Buddy-*Rebecca C she goes to ckss and she my bud *
My DCS Buddy-
My French Sudent-*Heather (Frenchy) Blachere*
My gansta boy/girl- * Darren Kelly*
My Galaxy!!!!-*James(6 months) O'Keeffe*
My Mudda Fuckin Pimp*Rochey(Ledge)*
My Homie-*Rob L*
My ballyheigue bff1-**Paula**
My Ballyheigue bff2-
My Ballyheigue Best friend for Lyfe-**Breen C**
My Inspiration-*My big bro Denis*
My Muffin Mans Daughter-*Heather Blachere*
My niece -
My nephew -
My guardian -
My sugar fairy -*Sinead McG*
My personal Bodygaurd -*Caitlin M*
My fairy god mother -
My slave - **Glaverz**
My shoppoholic friend -
My sexy biatch - *Hayley Turner(don't know da girl!!!)*
My stalker!!! -*Jessica*
My lil cutie pie- ** Kate Bailey**
My lovely gurlie -*My Skiing BFF Fiona*
My god mother -
My god father - *Craig H(athletics Bud)*
My siamese twin -
My valentine -
My chatterbox -
My hot admirer - **Laura**
My messer upper -
My nigga 4 life-**Breen C**
My odr bitch-
My Sex On Toast- *Doolerz*(aww 2 maaddd!!!)