1. I can see your point, but I still think you're
full of sh*t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to
publicly humiliate yourself.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you
people learn to see it my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free
to leave a message.
8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a
damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us
again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was
young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't
give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is
purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma
to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a f***king people person to you?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent
lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most
of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
missed.
31. Oh, I get it. Like humour. Only different.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number
1?
34. Too many freaks - not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is
finally done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just
wanted a salary.
39. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
40. Wait a minute - I'm just trying to imagine you
with a personality.

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name :-

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

(also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin)

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.