Pick the number of the month you were born in:

1---- I Gave My Number To
2---- I Smacked
3---- I Mugged
4---- I Kegged
5---- I Gave A Lap Dance To
6---- I Choked On
7---- I Made Out With
8---- I Shot
9---- I Killed
10--- I Made Out With
11--- I Had Sex With
12--- I Stabbed

Pick the number of the day you were born on:

1------- A McDonalds Worker
2------- A HomeLess Guy
3------- A Kebab
4------- A Carrot
5------- A Homeless Guy
6------- A Stuffed Toy
7------- A Prostitute
8------- A Bedside Table
9------- My Best Friend
10------- A Cow
11------- My Dog
12------- A Turtle
13------- My TV
14------- My Neighbour
15------- Myself
16------- A Chocolate Bar
17------- A Can Of Lemonade
18------- A Whiteboard Marker
19------- A Llama
20------- A PS2
21------- A permanent marker
22------- Your Dad
23------- A Chair
24------- My Doctor
25------- A Fireman
26------- My Brother
27------- My Sister
28------- A Baseball Bat
29------- A Gangsta
30------- A Pad Of Paper
31------- A Pork Pie

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------- Because Barney Told Me To.
Black------- Because I Was High.
Pink--------- Because I Was Drunk.
Red--------- Because I Was Hyper.
Blue-------- Because I Felt Like It.
Green------ Because I'm Naked.
Purple----- Because I'm Mentally Disturbed.
Gray-------- Because I Got Offered £1,000,000.
Yellow----- Because I Was Horny.
Shirtless- Because I Was Hungry.
Orange--- Because I Hate Myself.
Brown----- Because I Have Body Odour.
Other------ Because I'm Gangsta.

Dear MORGAN! :]

I ____ you. You're my _______. You have a nice______. You make me _______.
You should _______. You are very ______. Someday I will ______. If I could give you anything it would be _________. You + me =________. In 10 years we will be ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I really want to tell you _______. I would love to _______ you. ______ reminds me of you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. You mean _______ to me.


Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)