Things that are difficult to say when youre drunk

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when youre drunk

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when youre drunk

a) Thanks, but I dont want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but youre not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isnt it lovely out tonight?
f) Im not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldnt - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. Id hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street

talking in bubble language in a gondola going up the side of an austrian mountain cause we didnt know if the other people were english or german or whatever then cracking up when they gave us dirty looks. going to the beach with a barbacue and being amazingly happy. standing in the sea holding hands completly surrounded by a cloud. lying in the sand totally stoned listening to corrine bailey rae and the scene aesthetic on repeat for hours. wierd naked men with boners all over the dunes doing squats and jiggling everywhere. leaving the chocoate sauce in the sand so it melts then dripping chocolate all over everything. rolling the perfect spliff and taking pictures cause your so proud. sitting on my rooftop for 3 hours singing as loudly as i can simply because i could. working out exactly how much everyone owes each other to the nearest penny whenever we get draw or alcamahol. dancing untill i feel dizzy then carrying on simply because the beat doesnt stop. stealing all the nice food from my cupboard because me mam shops at m&s. pointless conversations and arguments thet never last more than 2 days. chasing cats because they scare our dogs. sitting on the metal thing at southbank that collapses then filming it becuase we've nothing better to do. racing up the stairs at the tube station trying to beat people on the escalator simply because its good practice. jumping on top of everyone on my trampoline cause it was summer and everyone was happy. lying there trapped under everyone but not caring because no one really wants to move. finding pennies outside the texaco to get enough to buy the 5p sweets. slipping a few into your pockets because you couldnt find enough coins then feeling bad the rest of the day. racing eachother on the pedalos and swapping boats. getting yelled at by the lifeguard man for having beer on the pedalos. following buff people simply because theyre buff. then getting distracted by something equally as pointless. 5 o'clock cutting time at the graveyard in kingston where all the emos gather. running down the wrong escalators in the shopping centres. getting thrown out of the shopping centre and going through the scary back passages. sitting in there for fucking 5 hours and not being allowed to pee on your own. the cage in the back of the police van. inhaling all the helium from stolen balloons from the lambeth country show. the walk of shame outside brixton acadamy. lido days where we all did fuck all but swim and sunbathe. and eating the most amaazing samosas. all that shit from guys thats just inevitable. playing the naked game in history. people always pussying out when it got close. that one time he was in his underwear. running through the sea bay watch stylee. overload of people in tescos in traff with the munchies.
taking as many pictures as i can to try and catch what will soon be gone.

1.Would you hug me?
2.Would you kiss me?
3.Would you shag me?
4.Would you go out clubbin with me?
5.Would you be my friend?
6.Would you kick my ass?
7.Would you go out with me if I asked you?
8.Would you take a shower with me?
9.Would you let me take a bath with you?
10.Would you dance with me?
11.Are we friends?
12.Are we enemys?
13.Am i hot?:
14.Am i a flirt?:
15.Am I sweet?:
16.Am I crazy?:
17.Am I loveable?:
18.Am I funny?:
19.Am I annoying?:
20.Am I phsyco?:
21.Am I daring?:
22.Am I a good person?:
23.Am I a good dancer?:
24.Am I a fun person to be around?:
25.Am I a good friend?:
26.Am I always looking for a good time?:
27.Am I always looking for an adrenalin rush?:
28.Am I horrible?
29.Are you going to put this on your blog to see what i say about you?
30.Any thing to say before you go?