1. We have so much in common...great minds think alike! Did you hear the joke about the guy in the bar who tried to score? mince and mushy peas, ALSATION!

2. Elton John...David Semen?- our SHWRUBBERIES!! Would you care for a woodshaver??? haha

3. "Just close your eyes and pretend it's a chick"- Beavis and Butthead

4. My arm pits smell like chicken!!!(<not mine..ailie's..)

5. "my name is corpolio, you can praise my bumholey-o"-Beavis and Butthead

6. Exorcist...AHHH! The tooth fairy..double AHHH! *heart-attack*

7. thunderous from under us, thick and slick, airy and hairy...you get the jist of it

8. Breaking the bed

9. Spooning

10. Ailie not being able to keep her hands off brusselsprouts!

11. Fuerzabruta crazy dancing!

~Chamonix Bizzatch!~
Caliente cinco!!!! haut cinq! Pool/Snooker, PEPITO, dancemat, victor, matieu, alex, seb, david (randomer to take photo!!!), frumpy fore-skin/pig-skin, digadigada song, I LOBE HIM, plaques in the walls of our salvation, laurent, nicolas, smelly chat/chelly smat, cartoon voices, bum holey climbing rock, yellow car, chav init, christine's pillow between her legs..romping rabbit? lol our similarly random dreams! Garlic farter and "Love is a many trousered thing" Dave the laugh <3
Is that a woman.. with a beard?!?!?!! "I'm not a cute pussy"
Gay guy- "What's the situation?"*<avec une strange sweepy walk*

~Our awesome handshake~
"Caliente cinco!
huh-huh-huh-hu-huh
*clap*
over under
*snap snap*
huhuhuhuh
*punch punch punch*
SHWUBBEREY
HORRN
*evil death glaring with tongue out*

You love it really
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1.Whats your Name?
2.Are we close?
3.What do you think of me?
4.Do you hav a crush on me?
5.Would u kiss me?
6.Would u fuk me?
7.Describe me in 3 words?
8.If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9.What was ur first impression of me?
10.Do u still think the same?
11.What reminds u of me?
12.If you could give me anything what would it be?
13.How well do u know me?
14.What do u like best about me?
15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldnt?
16.Could you ever love me?
17.Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go ?

1. Ailie is crazy, She also is wack, She cant help, That her sphincter is slack!

2. Emma’s a midget, With hair that dries straight, She only eats the sugary things, That are put on her plate!

3. Ailie is ginger, as an orange cat, she’s so annoying, When she thinks she’s fat!

4. emma is rowdie, spelt with i.e. she gets very hyper, when she needs to pee!

5. Ailie I love you, Oh yes I do, But why, oh ailie, Do you smell like poo?

6. You laugh now, But sniff and you’ll see, You are the one, Who is stinking of wee!

7. Ailie is stinky, Ew peeooo, She cant even tell, When she needs the loo!

8. Emma is silly, She has a dog called millie, When she gets chilly, She’ll suck on a willy!!!

9. Ailie is stupid, Her hair is thick, She scares everyone, Cos she has a dick!

10. Emma is british, But was born in china, Boys run away, When they see her vagina!

11. Ailie is mean, She gave me a shock, She told me she, didn’t know how to suck cock!