Humans,

I have another kill notch on my bed, caught a bunny with the assistance of Pepper 'The Silent Assasin' last Saturday. I rock, as Beagles go, there are none better then me. My male says the rabbit was blind, thats a blattant lie, the only reason it ran into a tree was pure blind panic.

Wots myxamatosis anyway? Can beagles catch it? Does it mean another injection? Am sure I heard the female mention boosters the other day, it surely can't be time for more boosters already, I feckin hate needles.

Will see what else I can find out

Biggus Mickus

Hello wonderful humans,

My female is going to have a baby, guess who is not impressed!!

I am excited though, I've known something was in there for a while. Have a keen sense of smell as I am a scent hound. Mick has been in denial for ages but for some reason this morning he jumped on the bed and had a good sniff of the females tummy, like he was confirming something to himself.

This means lots of smelly nappies and tiny tiny socks. Anyone who knows me knows I love horrible smells and stealing socks, it will be beagle heaven/human hell for a while.

Not much else has been happening. Due to my injuries from earlier in the year, the beagle racing was out this year, but got taken up there a few weeks ago because Colin and Pat, my breeders, were around and I got to have a little race and I kicked ass. Next year watch out, Pepper will be back and primed.

Anyway, time to settle for the night, its snooze time.

Love hugs and farts,

peps

Humans,

Something unacceptable has happened.
Apparently, a new human is moving into MY HOUSE in 6 months.
We're not moving out or anything, we are getting added to, its going to be little for a while, and then when it learns to walk, I will become its HORSEY!!

I must find a new home immediately. I know that it will be hard for my humans if I move out, but believe me when I say, I find it hard enough to share my humans with the idiot brother Pepper, let alone another tiny human who WILL demand ALL their attention.

Does anyone want a little beagle with dictatorship tendancies? I don't clean up my own mess but I don't make a mess in the house. I won't lavish affection on you but will be happy to accept lavish attention FROM you.

Pepper is welcome to stay where he is, he like babies anyway.

Mick