.# If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
.# If buttered toast always lands buttered side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
.# If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
.# Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
.# Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
.# If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
.# If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose?
.# What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
.# Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
.# Why is the alphabet in that order?
.# When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
.# If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
.# If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
.# What's the youngest you can die of old age?
.# If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
.# Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
.# Why does Porky Pig wear a towel around his waist after a shower, and then remove the towel and put on a shirt with no pants?
.# How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is flat?
.# Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?
.# If you tried to fail and succeeded, what have you done?
.# Do fish get thirsty?
.# If u took all the sponges out of the ocean, what would happen to the sea level?
.# Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
.# Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
.# Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
.# If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
.# Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off?
.# How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance?
.# What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
.# What do chickens think we taste like?
.# What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
.# Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
.# Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
.# If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
.# Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
.# Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
.# Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
.# What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

JANUARY
Pretty/handsome.
Loves to dress up.
Easily bored.
Fussy.
Seldom shows emotions.
Takes time to recover when hurt.
Sensitive.
Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn.
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FEBRUARY
Abstract thoughts.
Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality.
Attractive.
Sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental.
Quiet, shy and humble.
Honest and loyal.
Determined to reach goals.
Loves freedom.
Rebellious when restricted.
Loves aggressiveness.
Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things.
Loves making friends but rarely shows it.
Horny.
Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious.
Realizing dreams and hopes.
Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure.
Romantic on the inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift.
Tries to learn to show emotions.
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MARCH
Attractive personality.
Sexy.
Affectionate Shy and reserved.
Secretive.
Naturally
Honest, generous and sympathetic.
Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others.
Great kisser.
Easily angered.
Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions.
Tends to bottle up feelings.
Observant and assesses others.
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APRIL
Suave and compromising.
Funny and humorous.
Stubborn.
Very talkative.
Calm and cool.
Kind and sympathetic.
Concerned and detailed.
Loyal.
Does work well with others.
Very confident.
Sensitive.
Positive Attitude.
Thinking generous.
Good memory.
Clever and knowledgeable.
Loves to look for information.
Able to cheer evryone up and/or make them laugh.
Able to motivate oneself and others.
Understanding.
Fun to be around.
Outgoing.
Hyper.
Bubbly personality.
Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy.
Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling.
Systematic.
Hott but has brains.
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MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
Strong-willed and highly motivated.
Sharp thoughts.
Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention.
Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally.
Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation.
Shy towards oppisite sex.
Easily consoled.
Systematic (left brain).
Loves to dream.
Strong clairvoyance.
Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck.
Good imagination.
Good physical.
Weak breathing.
Loves literature and the arts.
Loves traveling.
Dislike being at home.
Restless.
Not having many children.
Hardworking.
High spirited.
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JUNE
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around.
You love to make new friends and be outgoing.
You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner.
A wicked hottie.
It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection.
You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
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JULY
Fun to be with.
Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself.
Has reputation.
Easily consoled.
Honest.
Concerned about people's feelings.
Tactful.
Friendly.
Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt.
Witty and sparkly.
Spazzy at times.
Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.
Caring and loving.
Treats others equally.
Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations.
Hardworking.
No difficulties in studying.
Loves to be alone.
Always broods about the past and the old friends.
Waits for friends.
Never looks for friends.
Not aggressive unless provoked.
Loves to be

[x] Held hands
[x] Lost someone
[x] Never got a chance to tell someone, something important
[x] Cried my eyes out
[x] Danced
total: 5

[x] Rejected someone
[x] Wanted to kill someone
[x] Got called a slu*t/wh*ore
[x] Heard a rumour about yourself
[x] Hurt someone
total: 5

[x] Got involved in sports
[ ] Got called a dork
[ ] Fell out of love
[ ] Went to a funeral
[ ] Know someone who has commited suicide
total: 1

[ ] Wrote a love song/poem
[x] Went through a phase
[ ] Got ditched
[x] Know someone really stupid and/or annoying
total: 2

[x] tried alcohol
[x] Made a mistake
[x] Seen drugs
[ ] Bought something for over $200 for ur bf/gf?
[ ] Cheated by your bf/gf
total: 3

[ ] Found out your bf/gf cheat you
[x] Felt like the happiest person in the world
[x] Felt like dying
total: 2

[x] Prayed
[x] Have/had a crush
[x] Disliked someone
[x] been somewhere you werent supposed to be
total: 4

[x] Spread a rumor
[ ] Drank til you were over your limit
[x] Done something illegal
[x] Vandalized
total: 3

Now add it up & multiply by 3 this is how
experienced you are

75% experienced..