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Ali

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  • Male, 26, Luv 16
  • from Not in a watermelon anyway, BLEH!
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  • Member since: August 2006
  • Last active: Jun 25
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Jolly jolly banjo,
my names ali o,
skip the intro with a mug of tea yo,

put up your feet up then cant see the tv?
your feet are more than an eye block see,
walk yourself into a jouney see

travel to where you feel the best,
intrigue banter and interest,
maybe take a flask or a fish in a vest see

prepare the mind with an explanation of time,
hand on a stove or look at a beautiful dame,
its all relevant see

the shortest adventure can last a life,
cant buy tinned peaches on a desert isle,
although it is a desert see



the generation of love
the generation of getting fucked maybe
the generation that can change the world but just dont know what to change it to

Complain about differences if you want
If we were all the same we'd be arseholes with no shit to keep us busy

Peace man peace
Medicine for your ears
My spectrum includes a wide variety of colors, from the deepest reds to the brightest blues. No place in my cd rack for musical discrimination - every song has its time or place and the music you love reflects where and when you like to listen to it. Powerful is the substance of tunage with its ability to chill you out or boost you up, ressurecting past memories from the deepest depths of the mind and soundtracking your very existence
Gloves for your eyes
Many a genius has stood behind the camera, capturing the magic and manipulating the viewer with their wizardry. On the other hand many a fool has found himself in such a position probably through chance or by ridiculously poor judgement on someones part. Either way worry not as the world of film is like nature with the strong and proudest trees growing endlessly while the weak and feeble fall and decay.
Holidays from the pub
What can i say, im a football man without a doubt! A battle between two armies played out in an arena filled with passion. Expect 90 minutes of highs and lows, glory and dissappointment, displays of pure class and moments of madness. Knowing that in your heart you love it and that football is truly the peoples sport!
Things that make you go "ahhhh!!!"
People who don't like fun
Happiest When
Writing stupid stuff, laughing at spangley ross every wknd, being a president, in amsterdam smoking a fat skunky dube, embracing the element of surprise, lookin at cool skies from my roof, being a hippy, reading calvin an hobbes, random hatter patter with anyone who can hold such a convo without feeling shameful, making up new aliquotes, not getting my sleeve stuck on door handles, being casually late, sleeping in for important stuff, looking at cds with fairy washing up liquid on them, getting a hooker but only to have a few beers an a smoke with her, writing stupid songs, writing good songs, having a smoke and a few beers with the bluetones, owl stealing, surreal painting, cooking anyhthin u can melt cheese on top of, drinkin tennents and squeeze, dreamin of ALI.C.fornia, charging ppl £5 to barrel them home, tea mugging, smoking (anythin will do, did someone say rice crispies?), snow falls deep, getting my hair played with in the morning when im half asleep!!!

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  • Leanne Marsh

    he totally knew too much about how to kill ants..... not cool man, not cool! x

    1/12/10
  • luv Leanne Marsh

    i have a pocket full of dead mice...... dont care wot any1 says, hes a proper terrorist dude!

    12/16/09
  • Joolz
    luv Joolz

    What's in your shed.... Ali... Ali :L :L :L Banterface!!! Waa XxX

    9/11/09
  • Aiden MacKenzie
    Aiden MacKenzie

    Oh shit!!!you on the road????i cant think of anything more scary!!!!!Am jestin bro.....good luck to ye!!!!!Nah,i didnt pass 1st time,i actually cant remember if it was 3 or 4....aye -aye stop laughin!!!!Anyways,i think failing a few times did me good,more practise,more awareness,better driver!!!!So dinnae worry brother if it does go tits up,youll get it when your ready....but im sure youll be fine,i know your da' has had ye out alot,ocht aye,youll be grand!!!! Do you have my email???? mackenziemoosac@yahoo.co.uk!!! you got skype at all???? Anyways bro,tell the lads im askin for them!!!! Love ye loads dude!!!! p.s....no,im not married.......yet ; )

    5/28/09
  • Aiden MacKenzie
    luv Aiden MacKenzie

    how the hell are ye little bro?????Where the hell are ye?????When you gonna come visit me????? Fuck dude.....crazy hot right now!!!!Hows things wi you?????How the old Shneck????

    5/24/09
  • Aiden MacKenzie
    Aiden MacKenzie

    Hey there brother!!!Sorry i aint been in touch,but at the moment i have very limited computer access,sucks!!!Gonna get a laptop next week!!!Hows you man???any closer to headin over???Im doin good,workin hard,makin good money,datin a lovely lass,and playin music...all goooood!!!!! take it easy bro !!

    2/11/09
  • GummyBear
    GummyBear

    hey hey goin gud ta!! u? it aint as bad down here actually..lol HAPPY NEW YEAR dude hope u had a good night im sure you did lol yea good banter and good tae see you to see ya wen im back up mr xx

    1/1/09
  • Lauren Raj Pancake

    happy halloween credit cruncher thanks for my wispa the other day!!!i shared it ..by shared i mean let the other guys sniff it!!! raw!!you dressing up for work?i am :) xxxx

    10/31/08
  • Ross T

    Hey Ali Bruv! What u sayin 4 yourself mate bin a while, hows things?

    10/29/08
  • Pip Squeek
    Pip Squeek

    i see, i am off friday but in college u see. hmmmm xxx

    10/28/08
  • Emily
    luv Emily

    Pretty Tart?!?! hahaha Nooooo Pussy Cat!!! lol Your sweet Ally. Think I'm going to the movies to see Saw5 with the man tonight, kinda fancy a few cheeky ones at the Market though! When's your next day off? xoxox

    10/28/08
  • Pip Squeek
    Pip Squeek

    hehe! noice! we'll have to dress up for halloween as those things eh! :P do my new quiz!! xxxxxx

    10/28/08
  • Emily
    Emily

    Haha sounds good! Not sure what we're doing yet, been invited to a few parties but yet to decide! Think I'll dress up as a putty-tat! :P Where do you work now? I'm looking for work... again! It's aweful! You heading out tonight? xxxxxxxxx

    10/28/08
  • Pip Squeek
    luv Pip Squeek

    i am the eggman! woo! they are the eggmen! woo! i am the walrus - kookookatchu! :P :P :P xXx

    10/28/08
  • Emily
    Emily

    Heyyy! How's it going?! Much planned for Halloween?! xoxox

    10/28/08
  • GummyBear
    GummyBear

    yo dude ace seeing ya the other night....let me no wen u down get a sesh n the go lol xx

    10/23/08
  • Lauren Raj Pancake

    oh my god pop up pirate-blast from the past!!! thats what i might be for halloween haha just back from london and working tonight chookter what about you?where issit?iwrks or raigy mo??...xxxxx

    10/23/08
  • Pip Squeek
    luv Pip Squeek

    yeah she off wednesdays so maybe! unless she at home and stuck? iam bored too like, but cant be up late, looong day 2mro opeing and shutting shop aaah. :O xx

    10/21/08
  • Pip Squeek
    luv Pip Squeek

    hehe, well il buy ya a drink when ya run oot! maybe when pivo gets rehabilitated we can go see what theyv done to the poor wee place! never saw a prob with the way it was but maybe it seemed old and dingy to them workin in it evryday? who knows. BUT THEY GOD DAMN BETTER HAVE my sailor jerrys man! so help them!! :O hey remember that african conservation experience me and u and stumpy were plannin once!? i am lookin at it agin, i really wanna do one of the projects one summer. the horsey one perhaps. ? looks cool. im just workin an that this week except for the music gig on thurs! yeas! :D being off college i forget i got homework yipes, better do some later...i guess, mehh. shmomewerk. www.conservationafrica.net :P xxxxxxx

    10/20/08
  • Lauren Raj Pancake

    hi horse shoe xxxxxx

    10/17/08