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Paul Merton

You all thought that Kirsty'd killed me!

9/27/07 | me too! | Reply

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  • Male, 56, Luv 5
  • from London
  • Profile views: 460
  • Member since: August 2006
  • Last active: 9/27/07
  • www.bebo.com/a_k_a_Merton
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
My name is Paul Merton, captain on Have I Got News For You. Giraffes are the best looking animals, as fans of mine will know I once dated a giraffe. I did hopelessly at school, eventually gaining a U in Metalwork! And yes I am Paul Merton I'm not faking this. I'm just bored and thought I'd use the computer for something useful...then changed my mind and signed onto bebo!
The Other Half Of Me
Kirsty Young
Anything but heavy metal.
Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, Laurel and Hardy.
Arguing with Angus Deayton.
Scared Of
Nothing. I am the invincible Paul!
Happiest When
Watching the Angus scandal episode of Have I Got News For You over and over again!

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  • Lorrvun Smitt
    Lorrvun Smitt

    this isn't paul merton, is it?? it's really annoying when people fake being celebrities.

  • luv Cathy

    You are a comic genius!!!!!!!!! Have I Got News For You is the best program on telly. I agree that giraffes are rather pretty but I think the best looking animal is the tortoise.

  • Stuart R

    I think they should repeat your old Channel 4 shows, the dolphin was hilarious.

  • Charlotte H
    Charlotte H

    If you are the real Paul then I take off my hat to you, or would if I had one on and as I don't then I will make it a metaphorical hat as I have not the funds to buy one. Yes I do talk like this all the time.

  • Grahame B
    luv Grahame B

    remeber me paul i meet you at the edinburgh festivel i think 2 years ago when you did stand up and my dad was taking a photo and the paper blew away huh good times any way hi

  • Eileen Dover
    luv Eileen Dover

    Hello you absolutely gorgeous specimen of man. Are you really Merton? If so, I think you are brilliant and I would gladly wobble my breasts in your face any day. I bet you get that all the time though? I see you're not on this much. I don't blame you. It's really sad and I'm even sadder to be on this talking to you who's not there! Wierd - welcome to the machine! How come you don't like heavy metal, however, on an early edition of HIGNFY you're wearing a Helloween t-shirt? Hmmmm? Answers please - on a postcard and sent to the Robert Kilroy Silk has no mates Society I thank you Eileen

  • Tyler Jewington H
    Tyler Jewington H

    hey. use this as your flashbox its from paul merton the series " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjTuj... " i like goats see ya Captainlard

  • Tyler Jewington H
    Tyler Jewington H

    hello "paul" how are you i did the inverted commas thing becuase i dont believe you would do this so to prove you are the real paul merton i have designed this cunning test. you must answer this question what was your catchphrase on your tv show paul merton the series?