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Robert Horan
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- living in sunny limerick again.loving it.travellin like blackie connors.happy daze.home in june.WAVIN
"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
pacino in Scent of a woman:
No, I'm just gettin' warmed up. I don't know who went to this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell -- whoever. Their spirit is dead -- if they ever had one -- it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea goin' snitches.
Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit; there is no prosthetic for that.
- Music
- massive attack, daft punk, doors, guns n'roses, hendrix, kings of leon, mylo, oakenfold, primal scream, police, smashing pumpkins, prodigy, thin lizzy, underworld, rage against the machine, tiesto, nirvana, stone roses, eagles, bob marley, dj shadow, leftfield, oasis, blur.
most things with a beat really n anythin u can shake ur tush 2.hooj choons in the early hours of the morning are fabulous.. - Films
- all godfather, terminator, all matrix, animatrix, training day, fallen, scarface, gladiator
, in the name of the father, old school, last of the mohicans, true romance, 300, pulp fiction, apocofuckinlypto.jagu
ar scene is savage.......u know urself - Sports
- anything that gets a good sweat up....footie, gaa, rugby, beach volleyball, hide the sausage.
- Scared Of
- women who talk 2 much.
- Happiest When
- travelling with blackie connors, meeting people, eatin food off naked women.
- 1 thing i want 2 do b4 i die!!!!
- swim wit GREAT WHITES in cape town, s.a.
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men n women
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear
pants don't you?
He said .. . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. 'My husband follows
me everywhere' Written just below it . .. . ' I do not'
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q.. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A.. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: 'God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?' God says: 'So you would love her.'
But God,' the man says, 'why did you make her so
dumb?' God says: 'So she would love you.'
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bed thursday
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his
wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him
'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that
goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds !!
The next morning Ed got up
early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and
sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, and
brought the box back in the house.
She opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since
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"size matters,but its what u do with it that counts..."-vincent o brien
Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said.
"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said,
and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen.
It couldn't have been the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the
doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to
struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am . . . I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
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you goign to london to work??? i live in south east london
hi robert, how u gettin on? living the life still i guess. have been out of the limk scene for a good while myself now, dont live in town anymore. hope all is cool.
alright chief, what s the story- i watched the munster osphreys game- pretty impressive where in the world are u now?
3 days and im out of here kid,cant wait.hows life with you.you still livin the dream??????????????????????????is darren over with ya at the mo???
well,im following u around.woooooooo loser.hahahhah.the gun is off on mon.ses on fri night.me fucked though on antibyotics so will have to take it easy ahahahaha good joke jay. dont mind my spelling either.
hows the body bud.you keeping well.im out of work all week.played a bit of golf with gun good all laugh.hows life back over.serious talks of oz with myself and gun over here.
Alrite d kiddddddd???? Whats d craic? Settling in nicely and its great to back in the sun. Finished at 1.20 every day cos of Ramadan which is SWEET. Trying to hit the Wanderers as often as possible to get a bit of a colour. I've even been to the gym cos soccer hasn't started yet. Had a savage party last week on campus and Kitty is having a car4 party on thurs so that should be good. Newbies are sound and up for a laugh. No plans for EID yet but thinkin of goin to Oman for a 4-5 days. Flights to everywhere else are really dear. Hows footy, ye still in championship? Any luck with a job? Or are u even looking? No news really, Chat later...
alright fag boy how are tricks? i am off facebook cos i cant get access in work. prob a good thing really. the weather is starting to get really good. it was roasting today. going on a fancy dress mystery bus tour around sydney on saturday. should be a good one. been taking it easy lately so should be good. have a day-festival on in a couple of weeks, 2manyDJs, Soulwax, Dizee Rascal. should be good. there is a good crew going. any news with you? u still playing that excuse of a sport? any plans yet or are you still in limbo? still doing the muay thai. its good, we were trying out some nice moves last night. chris is back in a couple of weeks, i think that vin is heading to melbourne. havnet heard from him in a while. gonna be a good summer. are you going to go travelling asia with gun if he goes? broke at the moment but will give a buzz in a few weeks when i can afford cred. later cheese tits atalk to you later
Hows the body after the weekend? Went ton angel lane sat nite dont remember a thing all good though, be takin a break now 4 a while.
alright chief, hows the form where and wat u at these days? im in souf east london now, moved a couple of wks ago- too many birds after me, lol u been to see the boys in oz?
Well kid? Young Garth W was on bout Ross this W/E. Whats d story with it. Dunno if I'll be able to go yet but might be able to squeeze it in. Is it just a Saturday thing? Who's goin? Fill me in anyway. Wedding was fkn mayhem. 3 nights of ridiculous drunkeness. Just over it now. Why does life always revolve round getting fck'd up. I hate hangovers. Hope u had a good w/e. Later chief...
Well Roberto how goes the summer...loving the rain?!!
whatcha been up to? Loving oz...was in Brisbane for a few days, in sydney now and heading to Melbourne aswell. Tis kinda cold but at least it;s sunny! Got to go to Home and away! Barto 
new club angel lane where market is.daycenttttttttttttttt.ya gaa goin well.won game other nite.u shud see me play bloicy.like a young you...fast athletic aggressive and hard...hhaah u home anytime soon??????????????/ bob