Rules of Bebo

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11 rules of the beboian lifestyle....
one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Please spell correctly, and insist on writing
things like "bbz", "ya", "lyk" and "huni"
(to name a few)

nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your goldfish tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will..." SHUTUP U FUCKING ARSEHOLES!!! shit 'aint gonna happen!


Total bollocks!!!

Write down the people in the order they appear on your top 16 friends list next to the numbers below and answer the following questions...
1.Fran
2.Luke
3.Joe
4.Danniieelle
5.Alex H
6.Ian
7.Shand
8.Abii
9.Claire
10.Craig
11.Beckah
12.E.D
13.Esme
14.Fran w
15.Alice
16.Gemma

Q.Have you ever kissed 6?
A.Eh no

Q.Whats your least favourite thing about 13?
A.Hmm, prob that shes shy

Q.Whats the best memory you have of 9?
A.Hmm i dnt reali no but she sneezes funny

Q.Whens the next time your gonna see 4?
A.Fuck nos she livs near chester

Q.Is number 8 pretty?
A.She is v.pretty

Q.What was your first impression of 7?
A.This kids well funny

Q.What do you like most about 14?
A.evrything

Q.How did you meet 3?
A.In yr8 n i dint reali no him tht well but hes FUCKING MINT!

Q.Do you think 12 would kill someone?
A.Absolutley she almost kills me every day

Q.Is 11 your best friend?
A.No wer gd frends tho

Q.How long have you known 1?
A.Since year 7

Q.Have you ever seen 2 naked?
A.NO nd i never ever want to

Q.Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A.Nah cos its alex

Q.Whats the last thing you did with 6?
A.He chased me cos i kept callin him ian dog n kept goin brrrrrA

Q.If you could give anything to 15 what would it be?
A.makeup remover

Q.Would 2 and 16 make a good couple?
A.Decentish

Q.If 1 was a crayon what would she be?
A.hmmm either purple or red n i dno y

Q.Have you ever been to 3's house?
A.I have yes wer porta tried to chokeslam his cat off the sofa n it bit him lol haha

Q.Whens the next time you will see 5?
A.Around School sumtime

Q.Are you close to 7?
A.Yeh Shands mint

Q.Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
A.No

Q.Whats 13's house like?
A.i never bn

Q.Have you ever been angry with 12?
A.Oh Yess

Q.Would you ever make a move on 10?
A.No

Q.What do you and 4 talk about most?
A.Well we talk about allsorts really