Have You Ever...

played spin the bottle?
Yeahh.

paper someone's house?
Nah.

played poker with money?
Nope, nae idea how to play that!

gone swimming in a white t-shirt?
Yeahh, actually lol.

been tickled so hard you couldn't talk?
Ayee!

liked someone but never told them?
Yeahh.

went camping?
Never again!

had a crush on your broher's friend?
I don't have a brother lol.

walk in the rain without an umbrella?
Ayee.

told a joke that nobody thought was funny?
Aye lol!

been in a talent show?
Aye man.

started laughing at someone's bedtime?
Haha, aye!

been to a nude beach?
Mate, aw the time

drank jack daniels?
Aye gadz.

been called a slut for kissing someone?
Yeahh.

burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner?
Fuck aye ¬_¬

wanted to be a police officer?
No fuckin' chance.

dumped someone?
Yeah.

wanted to be a model?
Nope.

bought lottery tickets?
Naw actually.

made out in a car?
Haha, ayee!

cried during a movie?
Many times.

wanted something you couldn't have?
Yep!

had sex on the beach?
...

had the drink sex on the beach?
Ayee, tastes like nail polish.

hung up on someone?
Ayep.

yelled at your pet?
Don't have one.

tried to strip when drunk?
I don't drink...HA!

gotten seasick?
Aye gadz.

had a stalker?
Woudny go that far.

played a prank on somone that had them really scared?
Probably.

been embarassed by one of your family?
Fee does that for a living.

felt bad about eating meat?
Never!!

protested?
Against ma maw and dad.

been to an island?
Is this no an island we live on?

ate jus because you were bored?
Aye.

looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww"?
Haha, aye. That wee dug fae Sunday

Screamed in a library?
Probably at school lol.

Been Dumped?
Aye man.

laughed so hard you cried?
Many times!

went up to a complete stranger and started talking?
Druuuunk

been sunburned?
Ayep.

kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert?
Naw.

threw up in school?
Aye.

recieved an anonymous love letter?
Naw.

had to wear something you hated?
Oh aye!

cursed in front of your parents?
Obv.

been in a commerical on tv?
Does goin' on Funhouse count??

watched a movie that made you miss your ex?
Nope.

won at pool?
Ayee man (H)

won at bowlin?
Aye!

went to a party where you were the only sober one?
Never.

been lost out to sea?
Nope.

been cheated on?
Not that I know of.

tanned topless?
Sunbeds mayyte.

been attacked by seagulls?
Nawwwwwwwww!!!

thrown a shoe at someone?
Haha, aye. Ma maw and ma dad and Steph

sung in the shower?
Aw the time.

bought something way too expensive?
Oh aye.

done something really stupid that you still laugh about?
Haha ayee!

ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie?
Naw man, just jerk about and elbow folk

been kicked out of the mall?
Aye.

been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back?
Oh aye.

been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one?
Naw.

done something stupid when you were drunk?
Every time, never fails!

fell off your roof?
Lmao, naw

pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone?
Ayee

had a deer jump in fron of your car?
Aye, actually. A wee baby one when Chris was driving it

threated someone witha water gun?
Power washer

Can You....

Unwrap a starburst with your tounge?
Fuck knows.

sing?
Lol, nope.

open your eyes underwater?
Doubt it.

eat whatever you want and not have to worry?
Absolutely not!

iice skate?
Wee bit.

x

sing in front of a crowd? nop"