V I C T O R I A A L I C E M C C A F F R E Y

so there i sat,
in maths with nat,
feeling kinda fat,
and lonely.

because on my other side,
was no tori, i cried,
and just look at the lies,
they told us.

so i thought , poor tori,
i will write her a story,
i hope its not hoary,
and gay.

i miss you, my flower,
and without your brain power,
im at the bottom of the tower,
of maths.

coz you see, my daisy,
me and nat are lazy,
and our teacher drives us crazy,
so we dont work.

and i sing hannah montana,
beneath a spangled banner,
in my class is hannah,
"got the beeeeest of both worlds"

so we hold eachothers hands,
just because we can!
and we rule the land,
of awkwardness.

so as we grow older,
our maths room is colder,
without you at my shoulder,
to laugh.

about family guy and fred,
and the crazy things in our heads,
and the square games i said,
"ooples and stroobooroos"

those harry potter books,
and our weird awkward looks,
and the mug which we took,
its tricky!

your KFC badge says michelle,
but it doesnt ring a bell,
and you lost it! oh well,
ima KFC SLUT!

what was with the pink verse?
i screwed it up! i curse,
and its a wallet, not a purse,
what the hell?

we near the end of this letter,
which is a bit of an upsetter,
but i hope it made your day better,
than mine.

or maybe this poem wont end,
coz ive gone around the bend,
all my money, i will spend,
on pink smokers.

another pink bit!
oh i am such a twit!
and in maths i sit,
without you.

oh i just might cry,
if i say goodbye,
and cut off my tie,
to SOH CAH TOA!

weve run out of time!
its the end of the rhyme,
which sure is a crime,
if you ask me.

C H L O E - R O S E Y U I L E

Shannon says:
hahahaha god that sounds wrong, 'black beauty' like a nigger bitch hahgaha
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
hahahahaahaha yea lik a ghetto movie about a teenage grl facing racial and money problems while struggling her way through a gang filled commmunity and persuing her life long dream to become a singer
Shannon says:
hahaha and her dad beats her and her mum works 2 jobs while trying to support her babies
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
yea and her best frnd just got shot up on the block while her mum was saving money in a jar for her to go to college
Shannon says:
her bf's a good boy, but got involved with the wrong crowd and now he owes money for a drug bust. so they steal a car and move t mexico
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
but in mexico they develop problems with the local gangs ther and she discovers her bfs terrible past as they discuss ther life and relationship. he thn leaves her high and dry in mexico with no car money or possesions and she is forced to sing on the streets for food moeny
Shannon says:
when all of a sudden one day a rich cowboy wearing a white leather suit walks past and realises her natural talent, she signs a deal and he takes her back to his office...
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
at his office (after recording a few self writen hits as well as the occasional cover) the man in the cowboy suit takes a different turn in ther "strictly business" relationship as he comes onto her in the womens toilets
Shannon says:
he places a hand on her thigh and she slaps it off with a disgusted look on her face, he looks at her and says in a sly and seedy voice "c'mon now honey, you know how it is in the business world, ive done something for you, now you gotta do sumthin' for me"
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
she is disgusted in this disrespectful remark and makes her way to the exit in a scared hurry. he leaps ahead of her and brutaly forces her into one of the cubicals
Shannon says:
she gives him a dirty look and talks through closed teeth "this wasnt in the contract"
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
she disgustedly leaves the building feeling prowd of herslef and confused as to the horrifying incidents tht had jst occured. on the way out she notices her recorded cd sitting on the bench of the studio and sneakily puts it in her bag
Shannon says:
she visits radio station after radio station tryna get somebody, anybody, to play her self written hit "dis bitch is bangin'"
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
after many rejections she comes across a small station on the outskirts of texas and decides to give it one last go
Shannon says:
she walks in with low hopes and tells the woman sitting behind the desk her sad story of lost love and dissapointment after dissapointment
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
a smile slowly comes to the ladies face as she stands up in respect and pride. "i was just like u" she sed in her southern accent. the lady wlks out from behind her desk and leads the grl (black beauty who has not yet got a name?) to a small studio first door on the left
Shannon says:
she shows a leading hand into the room, "go for gold girl" sing your soul out, the girl walks up to the mike and with shaking hands she puts on the headphones
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
the passion and despair of all her past unrolls into one slow ballad called "ghetto cinderella" she tells her story as the lyrics are sounded throughtout the whole town as ppl evrywhere crowd around ther radios
Shannon says:
all the basketballs are dropped and the girls put down their straightners as they sit n

ok. so its 11.44pm on a saturday night and i am on bebo and msn because that is the sad life that i have. but that is not the point of this blog.
while tlking to my dear friend jordyn on msn, we started the discussion of emos. this led to hippies and other countercultures of the past. our main points of this discussion: in the future, how will people look upon our generation?
emos, they are taking over the country and the world (i think?) recently i did a school project on hippies in the 60s. what i would like to know is if in the future people will look back on the 2000's and do projects on emos. because that would be nuts. i sit here hating emos and thinking they are all silly when really people probably looked at hippies in exactly the same way. but i love hippies. is this what happens from living in the generation of the specific trend? our opinion is changed because of the stuff we see in books and the music we hear and suddenly we become the hypercrits. maybe if i was living in the 60s i wud of hated hippies. jst lik i hate emos in the 2000s. i know i am making no sense here but i kno exaclty what i mean.
another point of our discussion was the music. the beatles were one of the greatest bands in history with over.. well i dont actually know how many number one singles but i do know that it is alot. the thng is, the people here in the 2000s tht like bands from the past like the beatles and the rolling stones are the same people who would absolutly hate any band today that had as many number ones as the beatles purely because they are too poppy and mainstream. does that make us the poppy and mainstream ones? the hypercrits? sure it may be because all of todays most popular artists are gangsta hip hop rappers.. to be honest i havnt seen the top 40 in a very long time so i wouldnt know. but still.. are our kids going to love music like neyo and ciara but hate the number ones of their time? again im making no sense but try and understand. since i have now lost my need to write (because im tired and itunes is on shuffle and playing all sorts of unwanted songs t-t-t-tell the dj to t-t-t-turn it up and i am tlking to jordyn still) i will conclude with some of mine and jordyns convo:

Joo000rd. says:
why are they smiling?? i thought emos dont smile
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
hahhahah yea i kno aye its nuts. hahaha wat is with all the emos tho? seriously lik the past year emos hav jst lik exploded evrywhere. i feel sorry for the original emos hahaha if ther was any.. they wud b more punky goths haha. unless they were emo as in depressd.. which is wat emos r suposed to b... but most arnt.. jst claim it... emos r crazy. do u rekon lik 50 years frm now we will look back on the emos? just lik we look back on hippies or sumthng. do u thnk our kids will b doing skool projects about emos
Joo000rd. says:
hahahahahahahahaahah omg yes!
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
im in such a rambling mood this sucks haha
Joo000rd. says:
i fulyl no wat u mean liek how we do 60's projects and stuff our kids will do "2000's" projects and like study emos and will interview us for questions like what emos were etc and if we were emos hahahahahaha
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
hahahahaha yea its so crazy aye hahahaha shit history and future and life is amazing hahahaha lik we r sitting here right now and we can look bak on the 90s and the 60s and 50s etc and b lik wow tht must of been cool. i cnt thnk of anythng frm the 2000's tht will ever b looked back on lik we look back on those years. but thts only bcoz we r in it right now. if we were in the 60s we wudnt of been sitting ther thnking wow this is really cool in the future ppl will loook bak on this and do skool projects and stuff coz this is awsum
tori... "You're riteous Stoney, but your not very hip" says:
so i wanna kno wat it will b