A - Available: nope
A - Athlete: nah
B - Beer: beer-like.? umm speights or export
B - Birthday: 22/2/90
B - Blonde or Brunette: Brunette
C - Crush: Mark
C - Car: i gta truck, same fing??
C - Cell Phone: 2 dat wrk nd jus threwout a broken 1
D - Day or night: umm night in summer nd day in winter
D - Dream Car: mustang gt500 shelby.. or ne mustang nd b4 legacy
D - Dogs or Cats: DOGS
D - Deepest desire: no comment
E - E-mail: butter_cup17_babe@hotmail.com
F - Favorite color(s): silver pink and blue
F - Favorite Artist: too many
F - Favorite Movie(s): too many!
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: worms r funer
G - Giver or taker: im sure you have your own opinion on this
H - Height: average/short
H - Happy: sure why not
I - Ice Cream: cookies and cream.
I - Idol: american
I - I am: KIM
J - Jewellery: is pretty SHINNY
J - Job: must get one of those...
J - Jail: never want to go there
K - Kids: one day soon *hint bubs hint*
K - Kickboxing or karate: both, lol cn kick evry1s ass dat way
K - Kisses: nd cuddles in bed from mark baby
L - Last person you text: Bub
L - Liquor(s): are very vey good
L - Lip gloss or lipstick: lipgloss
M - Meat: chicken, steak
M - Most missed person: Mark of course
M - Memories: last forever
N - Number of Siblings: 2 big bro's
N - Number of Tattoos: soon hopefully
N - Number of Piercings: ears and tummy button
N - Name: Kim
O - One wish: Own a mustang
O - One regret: not living life to the fullest
O - One night stands: oh dear.
P - Perfectionist? sometimes.
P - Person you got this from: of a randoms bebo
Q - Quick or Slow: quick at some things
Q - Quitter: not usually
R - Reality TV Show: ummm.. shot at love
R - Ring size: dunno
S - Shoes: not at the mo
S - Sports: nt at da mo lol.. does walking count?
T - Time you woke up: bout 9:30
T - Time you went to bed: umm bout 12
T - Time Now: 7:02pm
T - Time for bed: no no
U - Unpredictable: often
V - Vegetable you hate: umm a few, manily pees.. most greens
V - Vegetable you love: corn nd raw carrots
V - Vacation spot: nz: Hamner Springs or Tarras, othr country: sumwhere warm or england
W - Weather: hot and VERY VERY windy
W - Would you hit a female: who knows
W - Where are you going to travel next: prob dunnerz.
W - What should you be doing: Homework for my course
X - X-rays: a few
Y - Year it is now: 2008
Y - Yesterday I went 4 a walk
Z - Zodiac sign: pisces.. fishy fishy

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 7

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 10

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Bebo Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 13

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 14

Level 7

( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken pain killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 18

Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding (offroading)
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 23
Level 9

(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 28

Level 10

(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 30

Level 11

(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 33

Level 12

( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 35

Level 13

( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 37

Level 14

(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 42

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (from bein sik up)
SO FAR: 46

Level 16

(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 51

Level 17

(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls.
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 55

Level 18

(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 59

Level 19

( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (da family.. sure it counts)
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True (well, Prayer!)
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 62

Level 20

(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins..

SO FAR: 65
Level 22

(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 68

Level 23

(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 71

Level 24

(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 75

Level 25

(x) Believed In 'Ghosts'
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR : 77

Level 26

( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 80

Level 27

( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (got

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you dont know.

i was sitting at my desk when i remembered a phone call i'd forgotten to make. i found the number and dialled it. a man answered, saying "Hello". I poliety said, "this is Chris. Could i please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "get the right Fuckn Number!". and the phone went down on me. i couldnt believe any body could be so rude. when i tracked down Robyns correct number, i ofund that i had accidently transpoosed the last to digits.

After hanging up with her, i decided to call the 'Wrong' number again. when the same guy answered the phone, i yelled "your an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote down his number with the word asshole next to it, and put it in my desk draw. every couple of weeks, when i was paying bills or had a really bad day, i'd call him up and yell you're an asshole!". it always cheered me up.

when Caller ID was introduced, i thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop.

so i called his number again and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from Telstra. i'm Calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID program?"
He yelled "NO!"and slammed down the phone.
I quickly rung him back and said "thats cos you're an asshole!"

one day i was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot i had patiently waited for. i hit the horn (BEEEP BEEP) and yelled that i'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. i noticed a "for Sale" sign on his back window, so i wrote down his number.

a couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole ( i had his number on speed dial) i thought that i'd better call the BMW asshole, too.
i said "is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes it is" he said.
"Can you tell me where i can see it?"
"Yes, 34 Minge st, Mingsville, its a yellow house and the car's parked right out in front"
"Whats your name?" i asked
"My name is don Hansen" he said.
"Whens a good time to catch you, Don?"
"i'm home every evening after five."
"listen Don can i tell oyu something?"
"yes??"
"don, you're an asshole!" then i hung up, and added his number to my spped dial, too.

now when i had a problem i had 2 Assholes to call. i came up with an idea.. i called asshole #1.

"hello"
"you're an asshole" (but i didnt hang up).
"are you still there?" he asked.
"yeah" i said.
"Stop Calling me," he screamed
"make me" i said
"who are you?" he asked
"my name is Don Hansen."
"yeah? where do you live?"
"Asshole i live at 34 Minge St, Mingeville, a yellow house, with my black beamer parked in front"
he said " im coming over right now, don. and you had better start saying your prayers."
i said "yeah, like im really scared, asshole" and hung up.

then i called asshole #2.. "hello" he said
"Hello Asshole, " i said
"he yelled "if i ever find out who you are..."
"youll what." i said
"ill kick your ass" he exclaimed.
i answered "well asshole heres your chance. im coming over right now."

then i hung up nd immediately called the police, saying that i lived at 34 minge st mingeville, and that i was on my over there to kill my gay lover. then i called chanel 9 news about the gang war going down in minge st mingeville.

i quickly got into mu car and headed over to mingevile. i got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of eachother in front of 6 cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew..

NOW i feel much better.. anger management really works!!!!