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Brian McGinley

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McGins
Me, Myself, and I
..at 8:30 am i woke up with an erection.There was no call for it - I wasnt in the company of a beautiful woman, nor had my awakening interupted an erotic dream, it was simply my body's chosen way of saluting the day.
This phenomenon of an unwanted, unnecessary and more often than not unsightly erection, is undoubtedly a design fault by god.
God did pretty well all round, creating the oceans, clouds, wind, snow, whales, tigers and obstinate sheep.He had a heavy workload and noone could deny the almighty put in a top-notch performance.
But in one particular area - the design implementation of the workings of the human penis, his work was sloppy.
God bless him.
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  • How did brads really break his collar bone?

    1. acting tarzan in the bedroom swinging of the curtains
    2. being a clumsy fucker n tripping over himself.
    3. it was my fault.
    4. trying to breakdance
    5. it was an accident, poor fella.

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  • What was it bout Quincy?

    1. His uptight boss who always forbade him from investigating further
    2. There never seemed to be any death by natural causes.
    3. The way he slams his fist down saying.'I don't buy it, Sam!'
    4. How he always managed to pull some crackers more than half his age.
    5. nothing, quincy sux!

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  • where is erin really?

    1. in muff takin care of goats.....
    2. watchin the world cup in Germany....
    3. shes behind you....oh yes she is....
    4. behind wally....
    5. other..u decide..

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  • do i kno u??

    have a go if ur bored...
    1. Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and How did we meet?
    4. Do you have a crush on me?
    5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
    6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    7. Describe me in 1 word:
    8. What was your first impression of me?
    9. Do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds you of me?
    11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    12. How well do you know me?
    13. When was the last time you saw me?
    14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
    15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

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  • 24 ways to a girls heart - Trust me I know!!

    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and chavs.

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words '**** you,' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

    10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

    11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop *****ing about the cold right now, you're going to be *****ing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

    21. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    23. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one

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  • Pray With Me

    The Alco's Prayer

    We believe in one drink, Guinness the
    almighty
    Makers of cans and bottles
    Of all that is drunk and un-drunk
    We believe in one brewer, Arthur
    The only son of Guinness
    Eternally begotten of the hops
    Hops from hops, barley from barley
    True drink from true drink
    Begotten not made
    Of one distillery of the Father
    Through it all things were made
    For us men and our salvation
    It comes down from St. James Gate
    By the power of the market he became
    incarnate
    And was made a rich man
    For our sake we are crucified under
    Pontious Prices
    Bad pints, suffer hangovers and A.A.
    meetings
    On the next day we rise again in
    accordance
    With our scruples and ascend into oblivion
    We come again to judge the living and the
    dead
    We believe in one alcoholic beverage

    Brewed and bottled under one licence
    We acknowledge one Arthur, son of the
    almighty pint
    Conceived in heaven and sold on earth
    Blessed is the one drink through one
    father and many sons
    Sold under one label and distributed
    throughout the world
    We look for the resurrection of new drinks
    And a cure for hangovers.
    Amen

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  • Mark Bradley
    Mark Bradley

    brian i think some one broke into ur email account cause i keep getting emails wi virus in them ur lucky i have top site security stoppers in my pc or u would be super dead haha

    7/21/09
  • Gareth Doherty 7/14/09
  • Gavin Farrar
    Gavin Farrar

    alrite tosspot any chance of a bit more of warnin next time ur back so i can get time off work

    7/2/09
  • Kevin H
    Kevin H

    mcgins need that put in today,got as sub of grainne on the bases that id have it for her today,giv me a call back and i will give you them details.

    5/11/09
  • Kevin H
    Kevin H

    alright ding bat check out your private mail.

    5/7/09
  • Emmett McLaughlin 5/4/09
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  • luv Michelle Leonard

    Hiya Brian Glad 2 know I'm a nice wee blast from the past!! Ha!! Saw you on Denis McLaughlins page& thot I'd say "Alright wats the craic, hi??" U can take the man outta Derry, but not Derry outta the man!! So wat u up 2 in liverpool?? Mind running in2 u in O'Neills there bout 2 years ago when was over for a Hen do!! Its a good spot. I'm working away for the DOE at the mo & studying as well the past few years. Going in2 my final year & canny wait de get a break from the books, assignments etc Good 2 hear from ye I'll give ye sum Derry luvin for the day

    4/29/09
  • Kevin H
    Kevin H

    grand, doing a bit of painting in me da s,hows things back in the pool ,did ya put that money in the rent.

    4/27/09
  • Kerry Anderson
    luv Kerry Anderson

    haha u took that last message seriously i see. im back later so il have to get a call down either today r 2mor wel discuss the plans 4 budapest:) im startin the new job on the 15th havent even asked for holidays yet ooops!! il sort it. chat later xoxo

    3/24/09
  • Kerry Anderson
    luv Kerry Anderson

    why arent i in ur top friends??? SORT IT OUT! wats the craic with ya hon. did u enjoy paddys? am in my moms chillin, home comforts rock:) wats the airline that flies to budapest? iv bn googling dif ones that fly from manchester but ther all askin bout 150 is that right??? xoxoxo

    3/20/09
  • Gavin Farrar
    Gavin Farrar

    watz the craic ye wee tosser

    3/9/09
  • Weebetsy
    luv Weebetsy

    aye know, it's been a long time me dear! Not much new wi me...headin 2New York next week for Paddy's day...and there mite be a weddin just found out 2day...ally's bro foned last nite 2 say him and the girl r gettin married and they're lookin 2 do it when we fly over next week...should be good craic! Easters on 12th April...i'll be over 9th-15th so ye's have me 4 a full week yeehaaa!!! What kind of Easter egg r ye gettn me cos am off choc 4 lent n am going 2 be pure dyin for one on Easter Sunday!!!

    3/3/09
  • Weebetsy
    Weebetsy

    Wats happenin Brian? Guess who's comin 2 party 4 the easter hols....ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

    2/24/09
  • Gavin Farrar
    Gavin Farrar

    17hrs unpaid everymonth,not 2 bad thought redundacies for sure,theyll review in june again,so fingers crossed anywayz bud,take care of urself bud awrite

    1/29/09