ONE
w.a.k.e.u.p
there is NO SUCH THING as a bebo tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid emails like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a funking mongoloid.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act toughass with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 20 whiteboards/comment/emails a day
about how you hate other people
b/c you're not on their top 14.
who the hell cares?
ITS FUCKING BEBO!!!!


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have bebo
and look like shit,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Bebo Friend.
Real friends read their Emails.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



TEN
And if you open a Email and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON