Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.
Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.
Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.
Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.
Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.
Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herself go by in shop windows.
Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.
Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.
Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.
Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night . Likes any man not wearing trousers
Andrea - Small breasts, small arse, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.
Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.
Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.
Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly formed breasts
Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.
Ashley - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about secs.
Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream ,but sadly swings the other way.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears a lot of make up
Bee - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.
Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.
Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.
Bettina - Dominatrix.
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
Bianca - Ginger. big mouth.
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying.
Carrie - just like the movie, a scary freak.
Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.
Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.
Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.
Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.
Claire / Clare / Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.
Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.
Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
Debra / Debby - Porn star.
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.
DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it.
Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.
Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.
Elizabeth - Born to pe

Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE THIS MORNING?
A. Shannons wee sleepy face when I woke her up for school

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING?
A: Watching Gav open his bottle of buckfast i bought him for his b'day hehe

Q: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AGO?
A: I was up my loft looking for missing floor tiles! Didnt find them

Q: LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD?
A: Ahh this is scary (when up loft - to myself)

Q: HOW MANY DIFFERENT THINGS DID YOU DRINK TODAY?
A: 2 coffess

Q: WHERE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND(s) RIGHT NOW?
A: At work (if she's feeling better)

Q: HAVE YOU EVER MADE UP YOUR OWN LANGUAGE?
A: Nope

Q: ARE YOU A STRIPPER?
A: Nope

Q: DO YOU CALL PEOPLE MONKEYS?
A: Nope

Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
A: Orange

Q: WHAT IS OUT YOUR BACK DOOR?
A: A tramampoline and a picnic bench. Grass needs cut though,. Its a jungle out there!

Q: LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
A: Bottle of buckfats and some ciggies hehe

Q: LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A: Digital camera from gavoid

Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FRONT DOOR?
A: peeling green paint - looks minky and I need a new one

Q: WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR CHANGE?
A: Shannon usually 'acquires' said change for her piggy bank.

Q: WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE TODAY?
A: Bit overcast - not too shabby

Q: BEST ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
A: Cookie Dough

Q: LAST RAINBOW YOU SAW?
A: I saw a bit of a rainbow yesterday after the thunderstorm.

Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTER(S)?
A: Nope

Q: DO YOU TALK A LOT?
A: If im drunk

Q: DO YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN WORDS?
A: No, but gav regularly accuses me of this. (he's just not as clever as me)

Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH?
A: Extremely

Q: ARE YOU TYPICALLY A JEALOUS PERSON?
A: Fraid so. Been messed about too much in the past

Q: NAME SOMEBODY WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER 'J':
A: Jamie

Q: DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
A: No

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A: Packet of frisps last nite.

Q: DO YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV?
A: Nope. Maybe when im bored.

Q: DO YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW?
A: No, yayyyyyyyyyy

Q: EVER BEEN HUNTING?
A: does man hunting count?

Q: IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
A: Apparently

Q: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AND MEANT IT?
A: ooh, bout 2 nights ago.

Q: DO YOU THINK THE LAST PERSON WHO SAID IT TO YOU OR BACK TO YOU MEANT IT?
A: Bloody well hope so!

Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH?
A: Shannon pronouncing something wrong in the car last night. Cant remember the word, but it was hilarious.

Q: HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT IN THE BED OF AN OPPOSITE SEX?
A: Yes

Q: DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
A: Lynneypoos, Lynne Pynne.

Q: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
A: No

Q: ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
A: No, being a parent has put paid to that.

Q: ARE YOU CURRENTLY DEPRESSED?
A: noooooooo

Q: DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES YOU RIGHT NOW?
A: this is a stupid quiz. (I doubt it)

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