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David Woods

Nic: You can't change the font on an ice-cream..

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Me, Myself, and I: Hi the names David
18.. go to Schull Community College.
6th yr sucks..

why not take a crazy chance? and do a crazyyy danceeee

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The Other Half Of Me: Adam

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Music: muse..anything with a gd beat. hardstyle, drum nd bass the list goes on and on
Films: anythin funny...or watevers on tbh
Sports: sailin soccer rugby aussie rules, sexy time.
Scared Of: nicola's friends scary movies... like disturbia... and underworld.. holy geesh<<---nic doesnt like "scary" films... (disturbia WAS scary ok...)
Happiest When: out on the water , in bed, out nd about, clubbing (Y), being kept up late at night, eating, drinking tea, when up north
:P: I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU ???? fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
Random (funny) Quotes: sim at antonios:uuuuuuuaaahhhh?. shitbrick. rodent face. sure im only t b jokin with ya. cop the fuck on or ill rip ur fukin ankles off(hahaha rory, gud times). wats de opposit of unholy? oooh lord hes 1 ugly mother spunker. caroline:think of a question of meaning? lizzie:the chicken or the egg? becca:well it depends on wethr ur a vegetarian or nt. lizzie:i wonder wat it wud taste like if u cud eat me? becca:like vegtables cuz ur a vegetarian lizzie:does that mean cows taste like grass? beccaoh yea. caroline:you ok? ur doin great ...wat ye up te?!!(to becca abseilin down a cliff n freakin out) M.U.T.H.E.R.F.U.C.K.E.R : Mentally Underderveloped Threatening Hateful Erotic Retard with a Frigging Ugly Cat with Knuckles like Ear Rapists. i support munster. oh... i found the pavement! 'so what are you up to?' 'im hangin over a wall talking to you...' 'you cant change the font of an ice-cream...'

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HOW TO PISS PEOPLE OFF

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
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14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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wats ur fine?

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is €..." You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- €10
Did acid -- €5
Ever had sex at church -- €25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- €40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- €25
Had sex for money -- €100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- €20
Vandalized something -- €20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- €10
Beat up someone -- €20
Been jumped -- €10
Cross dressed -- €10
Given money to stripper -- €25
Been in love with a stripper -- €20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- €0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- €15
Ever drive and drank -- €20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- €50
Used toys while having sex -- €30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- €20
Went skinny dipping -- €5
Had sex in a pool -- €20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- €10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- €20
Cheated on your significant other -- €10
Masturbated -- €10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- €20
Done oral -- €5
Got oral -- €5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- €25
Stole something -- €10
Had sex with someone in jail -- €25
Made a nasty home video -- €15
Had a threesome -- €50
Had sex in the wild -- €20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --€25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- €20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- €20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- €25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- €50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- €25
Went streaking -- €5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- €15
Been arrested -- €5
Spent time in jail -- €15
Peed in the pool -- €0.50
Played spin the bottle -- €5
Done something you regret -- €20
Had sex with your best friend -- €20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- €25
Had anal sex -- €80
Lied to your mate -- €5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- €25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is €..." copy and paste

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A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.

The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

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