hahaa, thats so funny the last time it heard that i fell off my dinosaur. holy santa clause shit.
Brendan has a mangina.
you and your mom are hill billys.
your not a doctor, your a big fat curly headed fuck. you better not fall asleep coz if you do im gona beat the shit out of you. you better not move when you sleep coz im putting a rat trap between your legs. im gona take a pillow case, and fill it.. full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.
im gona put my nut sack on your drumset, im gona rub my balls on your moms face.
hey Derek you know whats always good for shoulder pain?... if you lick my butt hole! SNAP.
was that a fart?..i can taste it..on my tongue,is that onion?..onion and ketchup.
your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
i feel like a lightning bolt just hit the tip of my penis.
i wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.
you yelled rape at the top of your lungs..mom, i honestly thought i was gona be raped for a second, he had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said lets get it on. that was about the fighting... im so not a raped.
i witnessed with my own eyes your testicles touching my drum set.
this house is a prison!
on planet bullshit!
from the galaxy of this sucks camal dicks!
hey Derek, sprechen ze dick
dad im doing this because i love you... FUCK YOU
i love you, stay golden honey boy... i gotta pee.

a bestfriend is someone who your always with, she is the person who loves you who you are and who accepts all your mistakes, she laughs with you when your happy and sheds her tears with you when ur sad, she doesnt leave you no matter what happens. She annoys you until you laugh when your in a mood with her and she absolutely pisses herself at the slightest thing at all hours in the morning. She lets me have what i want all the time and never dares to argue with me. She pisses me off so much when my mum is trying to sleep but the more i moan the more noise she makes. She is someone who listens to you and then goes naaa thats aload of pish and then puts you on the right path. She is someone who gets fussed over boys like you do and the pair of us end up lookin like two arse holes fishing in a puddle. She turns into me more every time i see her. She acts like a total twat with me and its like nobody can stop us. She annoys me coz im not strong enough to get up the tree but then i persuade her to help me up. She pisses me off so much that i just jump on her and we both start wetting ourselves. She is totally in love with this boy and the more she talks about him the more i think im falling in love with him too. She makes the funniest noises when we do prank calls and people end up recognising my laugh. She has a 90 year old cat thats called IM GOING TO KILL YOU pepper. She has the funniest picture of her and her brother on her bebo. She falls in puddles in haggerston and then says that i pushed her. We have had the bestest times together. Including Haggerston, Frogs, Bananas, Half dead dogs, Mathlear, Molly, Tents, Cow fields, LIAM BRADING, The Inbetweeners and many more to come!! She is the funniest and most annoying person in the world and thats basically why i love her so much. She is my sister and always will be. She sits back and lets me get attacked by rainbow birds and then decides to take pictures of me. She eats all my food then says shes hungry. She is a bloody creep who attacks me just for the sake of it. She is my bestest friend and always will be. Me&+You forever Meg, two grannies playing chappie on their zimmers... i can picture us now. Your for keeps,
ILoveYouSisterx