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Dane Doyle

Some Fuckin dicks been tryin to get into my facebook and now i can't log in, whoever the Fuck it is your a Fuckin dick

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  • Male, 25, Luv 38
  • from Dunoon
  • I am Single
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  • Member since: August 2006
  • Last active: Apr 18
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About Me

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Its not enough to succeed, others must fail
Me, Myself, and I
Yo, I'm just some stupid english twat from a place called St Helens, ain't gonna go into me life story or anythin, I'm a very nice guy who helps old ladies up the stairs...............then pushes em back down. Love playin guitar, hangin out with mates, fliping off any thing I can fall off and washin the dog that died when I was 6, currently in a band called sectioned, were shit right now but u gotta start somewhere I guess, hopefully gonna have a demo soon u can see for urself how shit we'll be, I like to have a laugh and just act like a fuckin idiot, kinda comes naturally, fuck I'd run through dunoon in me birthday suit if someone would give me a tenner

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Dioxide_666@hotmail.co.uk u would of found it out anyway

Xboxlive gamertag : Monoxide A7X
Music
Metalica, Story of the year, Atreyu, InME, Eighteen visions, Fool proof, Thrice, Trust company, Iron maiden, Trivium, Alkiline Trio, Frenzal rhomb, Violent delight, Beyond all reason, Shadows fall, Bullet for my valentime, Zebrahead, Killswitch engage, Pantera, Avenged sevenfold, Aiden, Takin back sunday, all that kinda music, I like a bit of country now and then 'DON'T BREAK MA HEART, MA EACHEY BREAKY HEART'
Films
don't really watch films, but I like Hostel and Saw, they were pretty fuckin cool, I would hate being tortured like that, like have 10 000 volts zapped through your balls and stuff like that, and battle royals fuckin cool aswel, nothin like a class full of japanise kids killin each other
Sports
not really into sports, would rather get the shit kicked outta me by rudlin, either that or just make toasties with big dave (caution, could become violently ill if eaten)
Scared Of
wakin up next to some fat mexican guy named El Burro, either that or findin out that I lost me virginity to me dad.................not like that would ever happen. And Afi's magic rabbit that changes colour when it runs into ur balls, thats kinda fucked up
Happiest When
hangin out with me friends, gettin drunk and bein at parties, fuckin love parties (who doesn't) loved the parties at Bretts they kicked ass
Earliest childhood memory
Well there was the time when I got dropped down the stairs and another time I was locked in the shed for a week and beaten with a stick, luckey china man came and rescued me and took me to wan lang shlong mountain to train me to talk utter shite...............guess all that trainins paid off then eh?
Pretty cool lyrics
Locked Away In A Cage
My Rage Has Got The Best Of Me
Time Finds A Way Each Day
Of Leaving Less Of Me Behind
I Find This Fight Must Be Won
Inside The Mind
So Uptight And Confined
Often Blinded By The Light
Taking It's Toll
On My System
Like Some Played Out Existence
Time Ticks Away
These Last Few Moments
Is There Anything
We've Left Unsaid?
I'm On A Quest
For Atonement
I've Got To Find Piece Of Mind
And A Place To Rest
Biding My Time
Until I'm Strong Enough
To Fight Back
Hope,
I Hope Against Hope
For Some Resistance
Been Taking It Out On My System
Rest-There's A Calm Before The Storm
And The Western Front Is Quiet
I've Got Rembrandt As My Right Hand
And Solo As My Pilot
Condemned Man
Condemned
Convicted Man
Convicted
Could Not Save My Life
Cutting Strand By Strand
Passing It Off
Like Some Kind Of King
You Don't Know Peace
'til You've Had Suffering

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  • Free the innocent man (a puzzle for all that are bored)

    Right this may seem a bit weird but I found a puzzle thats pretty cool from silent hill 2 called free the innocent man, theres 4 altogether, theres 6 men who were hung for crimes but one was an innocent man, basically you have to find out who was the innocent man based on the passage and the crime

    you'll be told what the crimes were at the beginning of the riddle

    have fun and leave a comment with your answers

    1 Easy

    bodily injurer
    counterfitter
    swindler
    kidnapper
    thief
    arsonist


    "He committed an evil crime.
    He turned a happy home
    into a pile of ash.
    For that, he should die.

    They also committed crimes.
    They tried to fraud
    and trick others.
    So their reward too is natural.

    Even he cannot be forgiven,
    My friend without his left hand.
    And so his death bothers me not.

    And what of him?
    He also is not sinless.
    There is only one here
    who is innocent.

    The missing child was
    nowhere to be found,
    And so there was
    no proof of his guilt.
    His death was a tragedy.

    That is all I wish to say.
    It was neither justice
    nor retribution."

    2 - medium

    counterfieter
    embezzeler
    murderer
    arsonist
    thief
    kidnapper

    "Dead men, dead men
    swinging in a tree
    How many dead men
    do you see?
    Tongue turned blue and
    face gone grey
    Watch them as they
    twist and sway

    The first one killed
    the butcher man
    Then cooked him in
    the frying pan
    Served him to his hungry guests
    And gave them seconds on request

    The next one with his smile
    and sweets
    Stole poor children off the streets
    To men who dressed unsavory
    He sold them into slavery

    Breaking into home at night
    The thief he had a nasty fright
    Filled his foolish head with ale
    Woke in the morn
    in the county jail

    The artist with his daunting skill
    Tried his hand at painting bills
    But caught in rain he was undone
    When the ink he'd use did
    start to run

    With promises of great return
    Taking gold he did not earn
    Bundled it up out of sight
    Quietly slipped off into night

    Three houses into ashes burned
    The sheriff with no place to turn
    Did spy a stranger to his town
    Locked him up and beat him down

    Dead men, dead men
    swinging in a tree
    How many dead men
    do you see?
    Six feet long and
    six men wide
    Round their necks
    the noose be tied"

    3 Hard

    swindeller
    counterfieter
    bodily injurer
    murderer
    kidnapper
    embezzeler


    "I do not wish to die.
    But tomorrow I will climb
    the thirteen steps.

    Please someone - answer me,
    Why must I die come the morning?

    The man imprisoned beside me
    believed me. "Because they're
    all insane, that's why," he said
    Of course I know his opinion
    will change nothing. "Now you
    know why I struck out at them,"
    he muttered.

    The man who was executed
    yesterday, the one who had
    said his job was to sell dreams,
    said that was not true.

    But the man who is to be executed
    the day after tomorrow for stealing
    children shouted back that it was
    true.

    The man who was hung today
    did not answer. "They'll kill me
    either way," he said. He was
    caught embezzling public money,
    so he hasn't any hope for mercy.

    The man who is always quietly
    smiling to himself said "I am
    happy for I will soon be with her."

    I do not wish to die.
    I long only to return home.
    But I know it is not to be.
    Though I have done nothing, this
    crime has been thrust upon me.

    Someone save me. This is not

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  • The words to golddigger........................­...........the pie version

    I want the Pie
    Now I ain't sayin she's a pie licker
    I don't care what pie
    But she's definatley a pie nicker
    Yeah give me pie
    She's taken all of y'pie
    A girly pie
    And now she's makin you cry
    doo doot de pie
    And now all the pies are gone
    doo ooot de pie
    thats why your singin this song
    doo dee de pie
    until bob comes along
    Don't you make me cry
    and we see somethings wrong
    Yeah gonna eat some pie
    Yeah dirty pie


    Well I liked it, believe it

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  • My fuckin bebo fuckin family bitch, believe it

    My Sexc girl =
    My Alki Friend = Nick and u fuckin know u are
    My Partner In Crime = Bringe
    The wife =
    My Mother =
    My plumber buddy = ..........WTF????
    The 0ne Who Means Everything To Me = ............CHILLI!!!!!
    My Druggie/Stoner = SCARLET and ur bein it weither u want to or not dammit :)
    My father = could be anyone
    My Brother = Gus and gim gim
    My Sister =
    My Ninja = john
    My Smoker =
    My Best Friend = Gus
    My Baby girl =
    My Slave =
    My Crazy twin = Rudlin :)
    My Chatterbox = Gim gim
    My Hot Admirer =
    My Dancing Partner=
    My Truly Honest Person= Nick
    My Special One=
    The Person That Makes Me Smile= bringe
    My Horny Friend= Darren :P
    My Crazy Buddy= Armstrong
    My Bebo Bud=
    My Next Door Neighbour= Fat bitch called jabba
    My Love =
    My Inspiration = SYNYSTER FUCKIN GATES
    The girl Next Door = fuck I wish I had one :(
    My Stalker= heh heh heh
    My Fairy god Mother= Laura
    My sex slave=
    My funny friend= all of em believe it
    My Joker = john
    My other half =
    My Rival = john again
    My Gangster = Rudlin
    My Boss =
    My babe =

    give us a comment if you feel you want on the list

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  • Keira H
    luv Keira H

    hey Dane how are u???? wat you been up 2?? not seen you in a while!!!! have some luv. xxx

    2/5/10
  • Isobel Macleod
    Isobel Macleod

    HAPPY NEW YEAR DANE hope 2010 a good year for ya x

    1/1/10
  • Kirsty Nicol
    Kirsty Nicol

    ure a smelly bum bum head XD x

    12/28/09
  • ChazzaBell
    ChazzaBell

    lol :P yeh lifes pretty great! yeh i'll let you know if am back in Dunoon at somepoint a catch up would be good! x

    10/8/09
  • ChazzaBell
    ChazzaBell

    only about 4 months or something. Me and ben have bin together about a year and 2 months. xxx

    9/29/09
  • ChazzaBell
    ChazzaBell

    am in Helensburgh now! banter and a half lol! who's the mrs? xx

    9/25/09
  • ChazzaBell
    luv ChazzaBell

    Hey yeh am gd thanx. Just chillin in my flat lol. Its bin ages since we spoke! Ah the co-op the gd old times. So what u duin with urself? Xx

    9/23/09 via Mobile
  • ChazzaBell
    ChazzaBell

    Hey hwz u? Nt spoke 2 u in ages! What u bin up2? X

    9/23/09 via Mobile
  • Farrell

    Hey buddy hwz things? wot u up to on sat night u fancy goin out for a few drinks?

    8/17/09
  • Keira H
    luv Keira H

    hey Dane!!! howz u??? wat u up 2???

    8/17/09
  • Andrew McKissock
    Andrew McKissock

    Too much nightshift, come off it before I'm forced to quit!!

    7/4/09
  • Andrew McKissock
    Andrew McKissock

    I'd tell them that I left my careface at home if they tried to.

    7/3/09
  • Andrew McKissock
    Andrew McKissock

    As much as I find making facebook groups complaining about stuff a waste of time, how about a 'Lorna for manager' campaign? Hahaha.

    7/2/09
  • Andrew McKissock
    Andrew McKissock

    It's pretty gay isn't it? I mean, it's just a facebook page. Who cares? Too much time on their hands, imo.

    7/2/09
  • Strappy.
    Strappy.

    Thankyou matey :) How have you been? xxx

    6/15/09
  • Strappy.
    Strappy.

    Thankyou matey :) How have you been? xxx

    6/15/09
  • Keira H
    Keira H

    hey dane howz u?

    6/7/09
  • Andrew McKissock
    Andrew McKissock

    You asshole. I haven't lost the game in ages, you made me lose it :(

    5/15/09