Yo mama is sooooooo fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow rain

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Names the people that are in your own top 16, fill in the answers accordingly, and repost

1. barra
2.shelly
3. steven
4. caroline
5. mel
6. jodie
7. larry
8.rach
9. kate
10. christine
11. owen
12.mum
13.jackie
14. andrea
15. nial
16. debbie
Have you ever kissed 6? just on the cheek

Whats your favourite thing about number 10? shes a bebo addict! haha and is one in a million! x

What's the best memory you have of 9? dancin like crazy out many nites

When's the next time you're gonna see 4? fook knows randomly prob

Is number 8 pretty? yeah cow! lol (jokin)

What was your first impression of number 7? hes a nerd! lmao

What do you like most about number 14? shes doin the course i wanna do so me likes and hates her for that!

How did you meet 3? no idea

Do you think 12 would kill someone? only if they got in the way of her and her ...............

Is 11 your best friend? hes a goodfriend

How long have you known number 1? bout 2 years i fink

Have you seen 2 naked? prob when we were bout 2!

Do you think 5 has a crush on you? i wish! she's my baby maker

What is the last thing you did with 6? went out on the piss! lol our answers same!

If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be? dont rty and be justin it aint workin

Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple? nope!

If number 1 was a crayon, what colour would she be? ginger

Have you ever been to 3's house? nope

When's the next time you'll see 9? whenever i szee rachprob

Are you real close to 7?: yep

Have you ever been to the movies with 8? yup

Whats number 13's house like? regimented

Have you ever been angry with 12? obvshes the mother figure

What do you and number 4 talk about the most? not much these days!

well howdy doody fuckin dandy! the lesbians are annoyin me to write this thing like they dont already know wot the fuck i have got up toi give u 2 daily reports! well.....im again unemployed i swear i need a good slap or a good job either wud fucin do at min rias was crap they may as well have given me the fuckin yellow pages to ring people up and ask for their bank details! but sure i aint jesus i cant turn water into wine!john just got a new gaff down in ddee! its luvly pity its in ddee! but sure cant have everything! been out a few nites was at the krem on sat nite was shite lol im tryin the old healthy eatin thing again! goin bout 70% not 2 bad! lesbos are home soon so that'll be another nite out on the tiles! need to get s job and get a hol booked! ttfn x