1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering. It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

14. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' 'Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off'.

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Sammy
Birth date: 14th September
Current Location: Weaverthorpe
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Favorite music: RnB

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Dont know what that means
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: My stilletos
Your weakness: I'm easily intimitated
Your fears: Bugs
Your perfect pizza: Margareita
Goal you'd like to achieve: Do well in life an be happy

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrasez: Only joking
Your thoughts first waking up? Danny and i need a wee
Your best physical feature: Bum and eyes well thats what im told
Your bedtime: When im tired
Your most missed memory: My grandad

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke coz pepsi is too fizzy
McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King
Single or group dates: Groupys
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Lipton Tea or Nesteaunno: Tea
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Swear: Yes alot i cant help it
Take a shower: Yes every day
Have a crush: Yes George Clooney
Like(d) secondary school: Loved it
Want to get married: Yes
Believe in yourself: Not sure
Get motion sickness: Dont know ive never experienced it
Think you're a health freak: A little bit
Get along with your parents: Yes sometimes

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Im drinking it now
Gone to the shopping centre: Last Saturday bought some new shoes
Been on stage: No
Eaten Sushi: No i dont think so
Been dumped: Nope thank god
Gone skating: No but i wana go coz i love it
Gone skinny dipping: No
Dyed your hair: Yes last week dyed it black

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER?
Taken off your clothes in a game: Yes truth or dare
Gotten beaten up: No not that i can think of
Changed who you were to fit in: Nope i like who i am and i wouldnt change

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: Yes to Danny (hopefully)
Describe your dream wedding: Perfection and organised
How do you want to die: Not in pain preferably in my sleep peacefully

LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY
Best eye color?: Dark brown eyes
Best hair color?: Dark brown
Short or long hair: Short
Height: A lil taller than me

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of CD's: about 5
Number of piercings: 5
Number of tattoos: 1
Number of times your names been in the newspaper: twice
Number of scars on my body: loads of little ones

1. Full Name: Samantha Louise Cousins
2. Nicknames: Sammy ???
3. Birthday: 14th September
4. Place of Birth: Maklon Hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
6. Male or Female: Female
7. College: Use ta go ta YCC
8. Occupation: Nurse
9. Residence: Driffield

__Your Appearance___

10. Hair Color: Dark Brown/Black
11. Hair Length: Long
12. Eye color: Hazel
13. Weight: Dont know & dont wanna know
14. Height: 5;7
:15. Braces?: Use to for 3 years but not any more
16. Glasses?: No but use to
17. Piercings: Ears and Belly Button
18. Tattoos: Yes 1 on my foot
19. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'__

20. First best friend: Hannah Lickes
21. First Award: Swimming 1 mile in year 5
22. First Sport You Joined: Netball but its wank
23. First pet: Dog, Shep
24. First Real Vacation: Whales
25. First Concert: School christmas play haha
26. First Love: ? Dunno?

___ Favorites___

27. Movie: Dirty Dancing & Apocolypto
28. TV programme: Hollyoaks & Lost
29. Color: Yellows and pastel colours
30. Rapper: Lil Wayne
31. Band: Dont have 1
32. Song Right Now: T.I & Rhianna (Live ya life)
33. Friends: All of them luv them all
34. Sweet: Doritos Cheesy flavour i dont like sweets
35. Sport to Play: Swimming
36. Restuarant: Chinese/Mexican
37. Favorite brand: For what clothes/fags/shoes etc.....
38. Store: Matalan & Newlook
39. Animal: Dogs & Lions
40. Book: Virginia Andrews books
41. Magazine: Heat
42. Shoes: Black court shoes

___Currently___

43. Feeling: Happy but tired
44. Single or Taken?: Taken
45. Have a crush: No
46. Eating: Nothing jut had a lamb roast dinner
47. Drinking: Tea
48. Typing: This........
49. Online?: Yes
50. Listening To: The TV film 300
51. Thinking About: Wrk
52. Wanting To: Win the lottery
53. Watching: 300
54. Wearing: bench baggy jeans and turqoise kangol top
___
Your Future

55. Want Kids?: 3 kids
56. Want to be Married?: Yes to danny
57. Careers in Mind: Want my own business club or bar
58. Where do you want to live: Anywhere as long as im happy and its warm
59. Car: A nice one as ong as its black

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

60. Hair color: brown
61. Hair length: short shaved skin head
62. Eye color: dark
63. Measurments: normal not too big and not too small!!!!
64. Cute or Sexy: Both
65: Eyes or lips: Eyes but lips are very important
66. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses nd hugs at the same time (im greedy)
67. Short or Tall: Needs to be taller than me
68. Easygoing or serious: easy going but has to be serious sometimes
69. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontanious
70. Fatty or Skinny: None, medium
71. Sensitive or Loud: Both
72. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
73. Sweet or Caring: Caring
74. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker

___Have you ever______

75. Kissed a Stranger: No
76. Had AlcohoL: Yes too may times
77. Smoked: Yes i need to quit
78. Ran Away From Home: No but nearly have
79. Broken a bone: Yes my toe
80. Got an X-ray: Yes on my neck and on my toes
81. Been with someone: Yes
82. Broken Someones Heart: I dont know
83. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
84. Cried When Someone Died: Yes everytime

___Do You Believe In___

85. God: No i dont believe in any of that stuff
86. Miracles: No thats aload of bollocks n all
87. Love At First sight: Dunno probaly NOT
88. Ghosts: yes
89. Aliens: No
90. Soul Mates: Yes/No
91. Heaven: No
92. Hell: No
93. Angels: No
94. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
95. Horoscopes: YES mine always come true well most times

random stuff!
Your Heritage: WHAT?
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black shoes that are fooked went and bought some more today
Your Weakness: I get intimidated very easily
Your Fears: Spiders, Moths, Daddy Long Legs.
Your Perfect Pizza: This cheese n tomato
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get toned up n stop smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Joke "im only joking"
Thoughts First Waking Up: To go to the loo fo