A - AVAILABLE: yeh

B - BIRTHDAY: 1st August

C - CRUSH: yeh its just not happening tho!

D - DOG'S NAME: i hate dogs

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: ellyn nd lizzie

F - FAVORITE BAND: too many to choose from

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORM: Gummy bears coz they look really cute!

H - HOMETOWN: hampton court

I - INSTRUMENT: anything i generally please so its fine

J - JUGGLE: alcohol and draw

K - KILLED SOMEONE: a couple of flies here and there

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 15 hours to cancun but we split it to get some tacos and what not

M - MILK FLAVOR: milk is so vile

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: one older brother and one younger sister

O - ONE WISH: to have magic like sabrina the teenage witch!

P - PERSON WHO CALLED ME LAST: my mum

R - REASON TO SMILE: fags, friends family and intoxicating substances

S- SONG YOU LAST LISTENED TO: Time after time cyndi lauper

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 11.30

U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: thats a mystery....

V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: cabbage and brussel sprouts

W - WORST HABIT: chain smoking its getting really bad now

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: on my teeth

Y - NUMBER OF CONTACTS ON BEBO: 100000000000000000000

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: leo

1.steal things we dont really need like shot glasses
2.sing and dance really badly
3. leave the toilet with tissue on your shoe
4.tell everyone you love them
5.argue with girls/boys who could knock you out aaaaahhhh
6.have your pants hanging out
7.talk to druggies/tramps/fellow drunks/cats....
8.tell people facts about you that you dont want them to know
9.miss last train laugh about it
10.throw up
11.climb on things
12.follow people you like
13.make funny noises its like a burp but not
14. hiccup
15.smoke then forget you had a one so you have another then later accuse people of stealing your cigerettes.
16.have mascara all down your face
18.talk to yourself in the toilet mirror
19.burn your clothes with fags.... burn other people
20.fall flat on your face
21 look at the ugliest person then say to your friend iv never known how good looking they actualy are hmmmm...their realy buff wow
22.listen to depressing songs and feel sorry for yourself
23.walk like you have bricks on your feet
23.drink coctails of alcohol that dont mix ....beer and vodka with a fag at the bottem
24.wee in bushes mooning cars as they pass
25. wee in front of your friends ...then forget you were weeing and just sqaut for the fun of it.
26.blame that spill on the unconcious drunk in the corner.... yeah that was them just cant handle their drink....aaawwww i clean it (credit!!!)
27. shout in the street like a yob
28. fall asleep on bus / pass out on bus
29.open back door for a fag then hear some one shout shout "oh my god who opened the door my cats not allowed out oh my god"
30. talk to funiture eg. "i love you sofa so comfy ......"
31. paranoia .... you stole my drink... my drinks spiked.... terriorst!!
32. sing along to your faviroute oldie tune then all your friends admit it their secret oldie song " i just love dolly parton"
33.talk like a gangsta "im bare pissed" or realy posh "oh im rather jolly on this beverage.
34. say you will go out with a friend tommoro forgetting those hangovers you know oh too well.
35.say things that only make sense in your head "do you ever just think we are like bacteria or like microscopic or ALIENS i mean what are we ....woa
36.when you are drunk promise yourself to change " yeah ill work hard stop drinking be really smart yeah you do it ..."
37. develop two people in your head who you have conversations with "are you weeing.." "yeah and so are you cos were the same people"
38. say "i am never drinking again.... exept for next friday.

90's Kid (Jokes so so so true!)
90's kids 1 day ago
ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.
JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF...

YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"

YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD OR A BOWL lol.

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S

YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.

NOT.

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.

YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY OR THEY WOULD OPEN THEY'RE EYES ON THE MILLENIUM! DEY WERE FUCKIN HEAVY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.

"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.

YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

FURBY'S!!! GANGSTA BUT DEY WUDNT SHUT UP

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS OR FANNY PACKS.

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.

2 WORDS; SPICE GIRLS.

YOU WORE DISNEY PLASTIC RUCKSACKS