i wonder how it feels to be City
i wonder how it feels to be small
i wonder how it feels when your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all...

You are my Solskjaer,
my Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Solskjaer away!

(london bridge)
Gary Neville is a Red
is a Red, is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
he hates scousers.

(robin hood)
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, running down the wing
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, crosses like The King
Beats one and two, beats three and four,
He will score, he will score, he will score.

Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs, greatest ever goal
Semi-Final Villa Park, ran right through them all
Beat half the team, straight in the net
Won't forget, won't forget, no we won't forget



Boom, Boom, Boom,
Let me hear you say Keano...Keano!


Oh Keano's f*ckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*cking dynamite.


(hi ho(snowwhite))
Rio, Rio,
He is a Red you know,
He met El Tel,
And said "farewell"
Rio, Rio, Rio, Rio.....

You're not famous any more,
You're not famous any more,
You're not famous,
You're not famous,
You're not famous anymore.....
Man United fans to Liverpool after their 4-0 win at OT


Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Who put the ball in the scousers net?
Jerzy, Jerzy, Dudek.
Man United fans at Anfield.





To the tune of John Denver's 'Take Me Home, Country Road')
Take me home, United Road,
To the place, I belong;
To Old Trafford, to see United;
Take me home, United Road

(To the tune of 'One of Those Songs')
We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home,
And we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way....
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers,
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!);
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys, nah, nah, nah....

(chant)
Ferguson's red and white army [clap, clap, clap , clap]
(Ferguson's red and white army) [clap, clap, clap , clap]...
United! United ! United! United! ...
Champions! Champions! Champions! ...
Championes, championes,
Are we, are we, are we...
United! Top of the league,
United! United! Top of the league.
You've only come to see United,
Come to see Un-i-ted.
You've only come to see Un-i-ted.
There's only one United!
There's only one United! ....
Are you city in disguise?
Are you England in disguise?
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
And if you are a city fan,
Surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United

(sang to the tune of Glory Glory Hallelujah)
'Glory Glory Man United' appears on 'Come On You Reds'
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
Glory, glory, Man United,
And the reds go marching on, on, on...


(to tune of Creedance Clearwater Revival's 'Bad Moon Rising')
I see the Stretford End arising
I see trouble on the way.
Don't go out tonight
Unless you're red and white
I see there's trouble on the way

to tune of the US Marine's hymn 'The Halls Of Montezuma')
From the banks of the River Irwell
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight for United
'Till we win the Football League...
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City - (They're sh*t!)
We will fight, fight, fight for United
'Till we win the Football League

to tune of 'Blaydon Races')
Oh, me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just