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This profile is based on famous battles that actually took place in ancient Japan....

Me, Myself, and I

If you open up the doors we'll all come inside and eat your brains!


RAWR!

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Attention!
Nous sommes blessés
Nous avons un homme
Il s'appelle Jean-Michel
Sa jambe est cassé
Avec une jeune fille
Elle s'appelle Gisèle
C'est si belle
Ils ont montés dans un arbre
Pour faire l'amour
Il a adopté la position misionnaire - c'est populaire
Il est tombé
Sa jambe est cassé
Attention!



DIE POTATO!



Nooooooo~~~~~

Music

David Guetta vs The Egg, The Automatic, Gnarls Barkley, The Kooks, KLF, Kelly Clarkson, Tupac, Lemar, Panic! at the disco, Fallout boy, Five Iron Frenzy, Hard fi, Akon, Snoop Dog, DMX, Busta Rhymes, Eiffel 65, Pink, Lemon Jelly, Lemon Demon, Dragonforce Nightwish

Films/TV Shows

Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Click, Stardust, Hoodwinked, Night at the Museum, Transformers, Run Fat Boy Run, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Simpsons Movie, Nightmare Before Christmas, Jaws. Doctor Who, Torchwood, and other stuff.

Likes

MMORPGs, Most meat, Cold breeze on a hot day, Going to Bath on saturdays, A cozy bed, Owning noobs, PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, Duvet days, Rock and Indie Music, Voice-over man for E4, Yugioh Abridged Series etc etc...

Dislikes

Tests, People constantly signing on msn, Getting killed by noobs

Happiest When

playing online games, FIRING MA LASAR!!! BLAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!

My Mates

Jonathan, Michael, Greg, Nathen, Jamie, Gareth, Ronnie, Tom S, Jordan, Wade, Ben, Chris, Sarah, Vicki, Lottie, Anna and many more..

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

Wanderer On The Offensive -Shadow Of The Colossus (OC Remix)

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