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Jonny Mckay

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Jonny Mckay
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  • Male, 23, Luv 491
  • from Paisley
  • Profile views: 15,905
  • Member since: August 2006
  • Last active: Feb 2
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
S'hapnin! Ma names Jonny or El Karkouri, depends hu u listen to really. Im 18 fae paisley n ma lifelong ambitions are to join the Feegie Pandas, get a 50/50 wae Allan Mcgregor and rip David Murrays stumps from his body! Currently doin an apprenticeship in the shipyards its heavy tolly thinkin of chuckin it n occupyin a glory hole for minimum wage fs!! In my spare time i like to kiss boys permy, arrange the order of ma top 5, go down the park n practise ma quick throw ins, think of new ways to torture Nacho Novo and visit Big Pete in the jail and if u cnt find me doin any of that al probly b in the dansin ravin it up wae a regatta zipper on, wae bitchin fila sneaks n a pair a matalan joggies gettin fulla daterape!! Sounddddd!

Relationship Status
Seein A Boy Permy
The Other Half Of Me
Kieran Bisland

Kieran Bisland

Went to America to do a NC in Beauty Therapy?

Music
REBELLLSSSSSS! Bob Dylan, The Smiths, Kings Of Leon, The Pogues, MGMT, Joy Division, Bob Marley, 2Pac, Oasis, Stone Roses, The Libertines, Nas, Calvin Harris, Babyshambles, Sex Pistols, OCS, SClub7, The Singin Ketlle!
Films
Anchorman, braveheart, friday, trainspottin, snatch, team america, football factory, scarface. goodfellas, the godfather, menace 2 society, sin city, michael collins n the wind tht shakes the barley.
Sports
Dustystealin, Whambar dealin n eh...Bit A Seagullin Never Went Amiss, Been Playn Chappie Wae The Hawkhead Hooligans Since A Was About 9 N Av Still No Been Caught!
Scared Of
Building Sandcastles With Peter Tobin!
Goin To Michael Barrymores Pool Party Wae No Lube!
Fannies Wae Teeth!
Good things
Pastin-any of its meanins. eh...seagullin cunts! Writin rebels on a paraletic hassan.celtic paste the huns. Dryridin Ian Paisleys face wae a rake, with the pandas, gettin fulla acids with richard and judy, gettin invited to michael barrymores pool party, up TB's gaff with the gimpgear and podgey, liftin a ton to get mwi, comfortin myself with the fact davie murrays got no legs, chantin music of a rebellious nature, doin anticlockwise spinnies with el dorado, when aiden mcgeady gets a 1on1 with ross tokely, seein lee wilkie up glasgow, when scott severin takes throw ins, when fat cunts in ggow ask u wot 1 ye want, get a bistro after the dansin...aaaaahh bistroooo, doin the cha cha slide on maggie thatchers coupon, gettin fulla madwaeit, gettin rubbered, throwin hot pies at fat rotters whilst ther gettin trollied in babas gaff, supergluin ppls heads to babas couch, when ryan slags herman, me n emma start doubleteamin cunts!usin similes to describe sumones face/fanny.
Not so happy/good
Emma thinkin shes funnier than me, wen ye find out your best pal gets aff wae boys at the dansin. wen gary grindcock lives upto his name, gettin seagulled, when am not with trish, havin to smash ma boxers off with a tofee hammer after watchin ally mcsqueal, gettin a podgey for your birthday, workin, livin in a proddy country, The SFA n gordon smith, passin out and headbuttin the kerb in amsterdam, wen proddy ministers ref old firm games, in furys, sheeno being a catholic hun, when bert backarack takes a bad acid trip, not bein in the top10 rentboys of paisley, gettin abused for lookin like hakmed, when cunts in the pakishop say a look like there son, steven seagal movies on channel 5, john cena not havin a terminal illness, when baba starts talkin about himself in 3rd person, findin out the wrestlins fake, drinkin comps wae leckie n endin up on the toilet floor, takin dot cotton up the road n barebackin her, gettin a gammy affa jaws or a reacharound from eddie scissorhands.
Kierans Top 5 Ridicolous Fashion Senses
1.Flares He Insists Arnt Flares
2.Pocahontas Belt He Wore To Own Clothes Day In 4th Year
3.His Yellow Ramakesh Trackie Wae A Picture Of A Camel On It
4.His Skinny Jeans That Look As If Theyl Burst Off If He Hits A Semi
5.His Hair-Is It A Wig?Has He Gone The Way Of His Father-The Bald Eagle-At The Tender Age Of 18?But If It Was Y Wud He Straighten It And Also Blowdry it? It Baffles Me, Its A Mystery Which Can Only B Solved By PC Spunkbubble!

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    • John Kelly
      luv John Kelly

      Hapning sista

      6/7/10 via Mobile
    • Baba
      luv Baba

      Ano m8 a heard the cunt was shoutin Tobin Young Diciples when he was poppin cunts lol. No sure yet mwi probs u doin? A stop in 3 weeks for 2 weeks we'll needty get mwi watch the fitba! Am gon on a sheer 2 week bender. x

      6/3/10 via Mobile
    • Oc
      luv Oc

      C wit happens wen bozo goes aff injured e team crumbles

      4/16/10 via Mobile
    • Nikki Cusworth
      Nikki Cusworth

      Hey There :) Hows you? And the knee? x

      4/7/10 via Mobile
    • Mairy Hinge
      luv Mairy Hinge

      awryt ;) it kl bud :D hows yer knee ?? eh not alot man jst tha usual shit :P eh a got yer txted yesterday but nae cash in ma fne m8 :( wit ye dain tha day ? xx

      3/27/10
    • Mairy Hinge
      Mairy Hinge

      awryt m8 :P hows hings ?? wit ye dae lst nyt ?? ye dain much tha day ? xx

      3/21/10
    • Baba
      luv Baba

      Duno yet man decisions decisions aha gees ur number am back tae 07817952324. x

      3/12/10 via Mobile
    • Baba
      Baba

      Zzzz zzzz zzz zzzz zzzz ahaha. Wits hapnin m8 u doin is wknd. x

      3/12/10 via Mobile
    • luv Craig Marr

      Awrite Lover ;) Hows things? You back on your feet yet? Been up to much?

      3/10/10
    • luv Robert Tannahill

      aye m8 wasny bad feel pritty confident getin to the next stage its getin choped from 200 to 80 or sumhin ....no really m8 just wen a can be botherd xxx

      3/8/10
    • Mairy Hinge
      Mairy Hinge

      kl kl :P eh a ended up plankin ma fitbaw bag round tha bk of viennas en went in there :L :L eh same man am heavy dyin way tha cold n a need tae go tae morries fur ma gran aswell :( xx

      3/8/10
    • Mairy Hinge
      luv Mairy Hinge

      shappenin bud ? where did u go oan saturday ?? wit ye up tae tha day m8 ?? xx

      3/8/10
    • Robert Tannahill

      naw ma man didny even dae a year hated it... aye its thare m8 u still playin football?xx

      3/5/10
    • Robert Tannahill

      Awright Jmckay long time nae speak ..avgot a test wae yoour work tomorrow it hard ??xxxxxxx

      3/5/10
    • Mairy Hinge
      luv Mairy Hinge

      snd snd :P uck man thts a bastard init :( a dun ma cartalegde in bud agony :P eh nuttin much man jst tha usual shit ;) eh ma numba is 07768070685 xx

      3/5/10
    • ShaunRodden

      Lol am gawn oot tae edinburgh the nite m8 but aff it this wkend Wit abt u?

      3/4/10 via Mobile
    • luv ShaunRodden

      Flashback m8 A seen u in karbon haha ur burd wanted me lmao

      3/3/10 via Mobile
    • Mairy Hinge
      Mairy Hinge

      awryt jonny boy :P hows hings bud ?? wit ye ben dain way yersel ?? xx

      2/27/10
    • Nikki Cusworth
      Nikki Cusworth

      Hey There :) Howve you been, apart from the whole knee thing :( Sounds bad, hope it gets better soon!

      2/26/10 via Mobile
    • Gary Docherty
      Gary Docherty

      hahahahahaha what a fuckin cunt of a boy. Had 2 search for the tadger er bt his coupon popped up right away lol orange bastard

      2/18/10