A man walked into a cafe one morning and noticed that he was the only black man there.

As he sat down he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said: "Coloured people not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When i was born, I was black. When i grew up, I was black. When i'm sick, i'm black. When i go in the sun, i'm black.

"But you sir....when you're born, you're pink. When you grow up you're white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you turn red. When you're cold you turn blue. And when you die you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured!"

The black man sat down and the white man walked away

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Roses are red
cook island are brown,
DASH WAT I AM,
So put it down!!

My cook island pride,
I will not hide.
My cook island race,
I will not disgrace.


My cook island people will always stand by,
Through thick & thin,
Til' the day we die.

Our Cook island flag,
Higher than all the rest,
Coz everyone knows,
COOK ISLANDS ARE THE BEST!!

cook island pride is my mind.
cook islander crips is my kind.
My cook island blood Flows hot & true.
So step aside and let me through,
Cuz its all about the cook island crew.

Life sucks and then u die,
But if your are cook islanders you die with pride!!