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Aoife Keane

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BIARRITZ 21ST OF AUG OH YEAH BABY
4 dykes and a mongrel
ou est le GOD, vous avez le SHIT!
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  • ROADTRIPPING-BIARRITZ SUMMER 08


    FUN TIMES:
    Centre de Biarritz(num 6 bus).....Jardin Public.....Escalia Oceania....Sushi Land......Pronto Pizza.......La galleries Lafayatte.....four dykes and a mongrel.....radar......Rugby tackling at Ripcurl Festival...Ikea and the Sweidish Lads.........Hiding a botle fo wine in someone's flower pot.........Suz falling over the dog into the water dragging us with her..........Le hoood and his hommies.....Eri dargging us off the frenchiesfro the last bus at 3........stealing taylors hotdog......... discovering what "Le shot " was......Le Munchkins and the football match.......pub dancing with the minging old men.....Ibiza and the free shots given out but the animal suited men...........suzzies stalker......Kates bruise and frenchie......susan cruch on the coloured woman in the yello ensemble(she must fancy me)........eri getting in the wrond side of the taxi.....the old bus man giving us directions.......sans sebastian drive by the pyrennes......Adore Plaza gone into disrepair.......Bar tas tas at andthe guided tour by the auld fella........Ice cream.......wailing cat......belly flops .......Paella....beer by the beah.....following the pubcrawl......aoife and the austrian......Zara spree......odd couple........hot german foursome for the day and night........Le shit with the hat and suzzies loser sign.......Bar tas tas and the threesum on the stage........kate being stripped.......eri gatting into a fight with the pervy spainiard.....aoife and the icecube game......fecking nazi's......racism....le hoff get in my car.....beep boop......you smoke le shit.........swiss assult.......lifeguard rescue.....ericas flashing........korny draggin susan..........pinkos on the promenade....kates D4 and the stripole........french knackers.......O est le god avec le headphones.......stalker nite with the crotch incident......stripper with free underwear.........7 girls in three bedrumed apartment.........mcm channel and pron........nadal in le galleries.....vodka and wine mix........pubcrawl with the edinburugh lads and the gay d4 poser.....wheres aifric....playboy with the possey......kate attached to stripole.......suz and the canadian...........we know no-one here......why are we talking to them ,they are not even good looking ,I won't score them........mass at 9.30 hungover.....Market spree,hello.........the german tit and beach drinikng.....germans scoralite........cigar smoking.....prepy tiny germans........were you in le galleries with your two friends?.....emmet hammered on whiskey,coronas and burn........surfing hungover,eyes on the beach........lighthouse walk.....cliff chat..........disturbia.....meetin
    g cathy and girls on promenade for a big chat......bayonne,cathedral....kil
    ler waves.......gang bang drininkg at beach ....fire man scab......suz and korn scoring the dog on teh loor with legs spread........Ibiza dancing the nite away..........robbing jugs of drink.........suz kicke out and caught on camera........denise and suz smoking.........korny and punjab patrick,35 yr old friend and dog owner......sufer shop with pervy man working there laffing away......suz still drunk next morn......so much fro budgeting.........shopping splurge on hoddies........big din dins........playboy and kornys stalkers.........perhaps you dont remember txt.......nadal in speedos rescue....perving on lifeguards.......surf rowing.......recognisable boys on plane,typical ........korny score champion of the hol and the score badges

    NATIONALITES MEET AND SCORED:
    germans,french,austrian,swiss,swed
    ishc,
    english,french,scottish,irish,cana
    dian,
    spainish,australia,pakistani's

    FOOD AND DRINK CONSUMED:
    milka,brioche,water,cheap wine,vodka,fruit,caramel sweets,ice cream,crepes,gaufes,pronto pizza,mcdonalds,takeaway pasta

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  • Guide to talking to people who you dont really know

    standard stop and chat: you bump into someone you are vaguely acquainted with and you both know you must make nice and have a good old chat. The conversation will be pretty dull; respective sexual partners and the weekend will usually come up. You’ll smile and say yeah a lot. After one or two awkward silences of reasonable length one of you will decide to cut your losses and say that you must go on with your day. You will both hastily leave the scene of the tragedy vowing to ignore that person next time they cross your path.

    Yeah, right. Once you’ve acquired an awkward stop and chat buddy you don’t lose them in a hurry. If you don’t have anything real to worry about few other occurrences have such immense potential for irritation, embarrassment and confusion. A poorly negotiated stop and chat can leave you mulling over the minute details of such an encounter for hours, if not days. The awkward stop and chat is one of the great social problems of our times.

    Name and face recognition
    The first hurdle. If you can’t remember the name or face you can strategically pose certain questions to glean clues as to who you are chatting with-
    ‘How’s work?’
    ‘’Weren’t you just away?’
    ‘Where are you living now?’ etc.
    But god help you if someone else arrives on the scene and you are forced to make introductions. In this miserable situation you can only go for
    -‘Do you guys know each other?’
    If yes: quids in, count your lucky stars. If no: you’re up shitter. Mumble furiously in a different direction, or embark on a confusing anecdote.

    Rudeness
    Stop and chat relationships are largely determined by the need for politeness. Plus you are most likely to have been introduced by a mutual friend (you don’t want this person complaining to your friend about you being an ignorant asshole) so the general aim is not to offend the opposition. Often these conversations occur when you are in a rush. Here you have to negotiate drawing the chat to a rapid close without it seeming like you don’t give a shit about the stop and chat.
    Gaffes
    Be wary of telling ludicrous lies just to fill the dead air, for obvious reasons (‘Really? You’re going to work as an independent contractor in Iraq?’) Along with this is the potential to zone out when they are telling you something. This can lead to you absent-mindedly saying ‘Oh, great’ at the end of their every sentence, missing the part where they tell you they recently had an abortion.
    Shake Or Kiss
    A massive stumbling block is the grey area of kissing on the cheek and so on. Once I bumped in to Belgian man I vaguely knew and when I attempted to shake his hand he moved in for the kiss. Somewhat thrown I adjusted for this and assumed I’d to kiss both cheeks, at which point he stopped me. Apparently in Belgium they only kiss on one cheek. Here, there are so many exchange students and old people that no one knows what the hell the norm is. Best idea is to please yourself. If you feel like a bit of a smooch; do it.
    Rides
    A further spin-off is the awkward stop and chat with someone you are attracted to. Here, you are hoping this will be the start of something beautiful so your whole approach has to change. You must try and ensure that it isn’t just a bog-standard stop and chat for the other person, whilst not giving away that you are too eager for the conversation and that you see it as more than a stop and chat. You need to come across as if you’re just charming and pithy on permanent basis. Comment on their appearance, make direct eye contact, look at their lips-you know the drill. If executed successfully, this can elevate a stop and chat to an all-round day pleaser.

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    Yes! Shud be a great week alright! I was at the Arts Ball last nite and judging by the alcohol consumption there I bet people will be well prepared :L . I kinda went all out this year and I'm hitting the Oscars Ball too! Might win the car :D . The results for Legal M & R are out!!!!:O

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    hows business these days.,.,.?!?!?:P :P with the current economic climate and all!:L :L :L :L :L

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