[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 4

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 8

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've swam in the ocean.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 10

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[ ]You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 12

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[x] you use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 16

[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
So far: 19

[x] You write blogs because you have nothing better to do
[x] You break a lot of things.
So far: 21

[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
So far: 24

[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day. mainly ermm but means the same lol.
Total: 24

Now count them up and put "I've done 24 stupid things out of 36" as the subject! resend it and have fun counting the flying pigs.