Composed by (a drunk) Me, (a locked) Davy and (in hysterics) Laura wasting a day in Albert Park.


Dedicated to Ciara-"Dogface"-Flynn


I think I'm in love with you Lassie
You have the power of a Massy (Ferguson)
You're so classy
The colour of your coat... so brassy
It makes me want to groom your ass-y
With your mane... so classy
and your ass... so sassy
I think I'm in love with you Lassie

Like a dog in heat
I jack off discreet
I see you strolling in the street
And perhaps I have an obsession with feet
I think that you're hot...dog meat
I want to give you a dog treat
something succulant you can eat
maybe even suck your teet

I particularly like your glassy eyes
They remind me so much of Lassie's eyes
Despite your liking for pies
your figure still defies
Your lucious beauty, I realise.

Our love will shoot towards the skies
Around your shit, I act like flies

I think I'm in love with you Lassie.

One quick note, Crete '06 could very easily formed this entire blog but seeing as it is a drunken haze in my memory I only included the two nights that stuck out from the rest!!

So.............

1) Marky's 18th: Was 2 weeks before the leavin', needed a mad one. Nearly a 24hr session, marks gaf all day, turks head, jays shed, then back to Marks in the mornin, fuckin crazy.
Also remembered for the undisputed quote of the year. Mark talkin to Bazz on the phone (barry who incidentally thought he was in marks house at the time despite being in his own bed in Clontarf) : " Bazz i'm binned, fucking binned. We're talkin bosca bruascair here Barry!!!" Priceless.

2) 1st Night in Crete: Apartment 101 sharin that litre of Jagermeister with the dashes of red bull. Me, mark n downey been d 1st to discover the local doin a lock in, dancin till 10 in the mornin before dip in the sea.

3) Friday Night In Hi:Fi: The whole weekend was unreal, Above and Beyond, James Zabiela n stuff but that nite in the campsite was lethal. Night is also remembered for the most outta the game I have ever seen Dermo.

4) DCU Christmas Ball: I'd like to say I remember Mickey Joe Harte but i cant. Oh n Gráinne got me drunk, it was not the other way round!! Just kiddin', but not really!!

5) Day We Finished St.Pauls: The spot crew on the bonk gettin locked in the park on a scorcher of a day!! Didnt know we were been let off that day, had to go into an assembly off my face covered in muck from playin' ball with rest of year breakin their shit laughin, Ms. Dowling asking me "Are you inebriated Ronan?"!! Then gettin re-drunk that night in Clodagh Dack's gaf that night with Bazz Fennelly on the guitar doin wonderwall. Then Clodagh's brother gettin sick everywhere ("Dack is yakkin!!!")! And that bird outta the game who couldnt stand when Joxer was shoutin' "I wanna talk to you" in her face. And finally me n marko sneakin back into Dack's gaf n lockin her out!! Definately the funniest n most random day/night of the year.

6) 1st Night In Malia: Serious loutin'!! Cant remember how many scooters i tipped over, still cant believe some English tank didnt kick the shit outta me either. Some blame the full moon that night, I blame the Amstel!!

7) Marcel Woods in The Vaults: Was just fuckin savage!! What more can I say!!

Grad Night In Spirit: Never been on a night out when everyone was jus on such a good buzz!! Spirit was class, never busted a dance floor so much in my life then when the DJ played the Axwell Remix of my "Hard To Beat" (one of my fav songs of the year)

9) Aisling Gallagher's B'Day: Jus funny cause of Grá's death wish, wantin' to walk home from town, insistin' on givin a fiver to comotosed bum on steps Customs house, n ridin' the lift in Connoly station at 3 in the mornin!!

and finally......

10) Infamous Monday Redz 23rd October: Just because it was probably the messiest nite out in Dublin, I literally have the scars to prove it. Goin into college the mornin after without sleepin was also a bad idea!