They laugh at me because I am different...
I laugh at them because they are all the same!

~When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

~Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

~Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

~Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor you're on.

~Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend.
After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

~Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up,
then scream, "that's mine!"

~Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets
on, ask if they have an appointment.

~Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them
if they hear something ticking.

~Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
and exits with the passengers.

~Ask, "did you feel that?"

~Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

~When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."

~Swat at flies that don't exist.

~Tell people that you can see their aura

~Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

~Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside,
ask,"Got enough air in there?"

~Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

~Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror,"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

~Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

~Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

~Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

~Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I have new socks on."

~Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

~Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf"

~Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say
"beat you again, Mr Elevator."

"Champions arent made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them. A desire. A dream. A vision. They have to have last minute stamina. They have to be a little faster. They have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill". Muhammad Ali