Every body knows that machine ripped my clothes
That why I walk naked down the street
It was evil machine machine
evil washing machine

That machine it ate all of my socks
That machine it bit off my jeans
That machine it ate my tee-shirt
I want them all back from it now
but its - evil machine
evil machine
evil

One full basket of washing later
it's still hungry
eats all the clothes
where they go I don't know
don't ever see

Evil machine
evil machine
ooww
uuuh

spinning and frothing
sucking my clothes in
chewing them up now
never to be seen again
evil
machine
evil machine

gurgle gurgle gurgle
goes the pump
chuuwwww
just hear it suck them up
'Wranglers' have died
tee-shirts are shreaded
evil machine

Put my training shoes in
never saw them again
it went whirling round and around and around
and whining and whining and whining
Evil machine