[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] I keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] I own more than one credit card.
[] I know how to change the oil in my car.
[] I do my own laundry.
[] I vote every election.
[] I can cook for myself.
[] I think politics are exciting.
[] I balance my checkbook.
[] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

Total:

[] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[] I've never gotten a detention.
[] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[] I like to take walks by myself.
[] I've watched talk shows.
[] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
[] I drink coffee at least once a week.

Total:

[] I know how to do the dishes
[] I can count to 10 in another language.
[] When I say I'm going to do something I do it
[] My parents trust me.
[] I can mow the lawn.
[] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[] I remember to water the plants.
[] I study when I have to.
[] I pay attention at school/college.
[] I remember to feed my pets.

Total:

[] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[] I work out on a regular basis.
[] I clean up my own mess.
[] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[] My favourite kind of food is take out.
[] I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[] I cant go out of the store without getting something I don't need.
[] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[] I can type quickly.

Total:

[] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[] I have been to a tupperware party
[] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] I have more bills than I can pay.
[] Most of my friends are older than I am.
[] I can say no to staying out all night.
[] I use the internet every day.
[] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
[] I can read a book and actually finish it.

Total:

Add up all the number and repost this
as: My Marriage age is...xx years old!!

You sit alone,
you talk to know,
you have no-one to txt,
there is nothin good on tv,
you dont want to listen to music,
you dont wana go for a walk,

something is up,
something is bothering you,
scratching at the back of ur mind,
something you have no power to change,
something you need to change soon,

you go to bed,
you cannot sleep,
you lay staring at the dark ceiling,
thoughts rushing through your mind,
you need a break, need to clear your head,
you need to escape, to get away, to make it all stop,

you awake,
it is a new day,
the sun is shinning,
the birds are singing,
but its still there in the back of your mind,
judging you, changing you, controlling you,

but stop,
just stop and think,
it is a new day,
and today everthing could go ok,
so let that thought go, just let go,
its not the burden of that thought ruining your day,
but the fact that you cling onto that thought and dont look around,
ingnore that negitive no matter how large it is and focus on the positive,

and soon you will sleep,
soon you will smile at a new day,
and soon you will realise the thought has gone away.

cigars are so over rated
Alan is funni as drunk