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- They'll kill him with self confidence after poisoning him with words.
- Me, Myself, and I
- Heres an introduction to me:
Sorry... lost it!
Facts Of Life:
1. Randy Rhoads: Best Guitarist Ever!
2. Thin Lizzy: Best thing to ever come from Ireland
3. Coming Soon: I'm working on it.
...after much consideration, I don't think there is a no. 3.
- The Other Half Of Me
She still wears a concealed vibrator in public!
- Whatever www.last.fm tells me: Thin Lizzy, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Rory Gallagher, Ozzy Osbourne (Randy Rhoads), Roy Orbison... etc.
- People Who Are Not A Waste Of Existance:
- The Dome, Randy Rhoads, Eddy Van Halen, John Sykes, David Gilmore, Richie Blackmore, Jimmy Page, Hector Berlioz, Edvard Greig, Johann Strauss, John Keats, W.B. Yeats, Oscar Wilde, Dylan Moran.
- The Michael Collins Movie, The Wind That Shakes The Barley, Anything historic or funny... TEAM AMERICA!!!
- I have several gold medals in various olympic sports including skiing, swimming, running, hurdles, javelin, long jump... the list goes on!
- Scared Of:
- I sometimes scare myself...
- Happiest When:
- The same things everyone else says!
- Song(s) Of The Moment:
- "Your Possible Pasts" - Pink Floyd
close Education and Work
- UCC, 2012
BA,Irish and English
- Scoil Eoin, Innishannon, 2003
- Bandon Grammar School, 2009
Nigel Tufnel / Spinal Tap. "These go up to 11!!!"
Richie Sambora / Bon Jovi. (Why'd he cut his hair?)
Randy Rhoads (WHATTA MAN!!!) R.I.P.
Eddy Van Halen / Van Halen (It's creepy to be over 50 and still "Hot for teacher").
Eddy / Iron Maiden (Sexy, no?)
- Nigel Tufnel / Spinal Tap. "These go up to 11!!!"
The Final Cut.
Through the fish eyed lens of tear stained eyes
I can barely define the shape of this moment in time.
And, far from flying high in clear blue skies
I'm spiralling down to the hole in the ground where I hide!
If you negotiate the minefield in the drive,
and beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes,
and if you make it past the shotguns in the hall,
dial the combination,
open the priesthole
and if I'm in I'll tell you what's behind the wall.
There's a kid who had a big hallucination;
making love to girls in magazines.
He wonders if you're sleeping
with your new found faith?
Could anybody love him,
or is it just a crazy dream?
And if i show you my dark side
will you still hold me
And if i open my heart to you,
show you my weak side,
what would you do?
Would you sell your story to rolling stone?
Would you take the children away?
Would you leave me alone?
Would you smile in reassurance
as you whisper down the phone?
Would you send me packing...
Or would you take me home?
Thought i oughta bare my naked feelings!
Thought i oughta tear the curtain down!
I held the blade in trembling hands,
prepared to make it but
just then the phone rang,
I never had the nerve to make the final cut.
What shall we use to fill the empty spaces
where we used to talk?
How shall I fill the final places?
How should I complete the wall?
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(I'm not gay, everybody should know the resounding glory of Jordan's father).
Brighter than the sweetest day
Of the warmest summer
Shines a young and handsome man
A tall, idolic stunner
More wise and cultured than the man
Who's read a thousand books
A trait to only be outdone
By his enchanting looks
To each young man from far and wide
He's hailed as high and holy
All the ladies in the land
Tell tales of his glory
More popular and widespread
Than the wildest teenage fad
An inspiration to all of us
Such is Jordan's Dad
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(Sorry, if some of these are hard to understand, a lot of them are inside jokes! I’ll try to explain them as best as I can! Also, I know I left out loads so let me know if you can remember any other funny ones and I’ll add them in too).
*After a misunderstood situation behind a mud pile at Irish collage*
Adrian: “Right, Let’s go catch up with the guys!”
Johnny: *To Cian Gallagher* “Well at least I don’t like men’s colons!”
Adrian: *By the river, surrounded by midgets* “Jordan, call off your minions!”
Clive: “I never know how you’re meant to drink a hot chocolate…”
Adrian: “Firstly take that marshmallow out and lick it seductively.”
Adrian: *After Jordan explained bra sizes to him* “So does that mean Killian takes a 100 ZZ”
Jordan: *After Adrian sprayed water on her skirt* “Why do I always get wet whenever Adrian’s around?”
Jordan: “You know that all babies start out female?”
Adrian: “Yeah, that’s because female is the most basic form of life!”
John: “No penis, No opinion!”
Jordan: *Smiling innocently* “Well he reached up her skirt and gave her a quick poke!”
Adrian: *To Jordan* “Don’t worry; I’m sure some people find you moderately attractive, but to me you’ll always be ugly as fuck!!!”
Clive: “I think we’ve run out of self esteem, we need to rebuild.”
Adrian: “How do you rebuild?”
Clive: “Repeat after me… I am a strong and confident woman!”
Jordan: “He’ll get over it!”
Adrian: “Don’t you mean you’ll get under him?”
Adrian: “You know I’d never hurt you… except for the time I threw you off my shoulders and broke your finger!”
Tilly: *Sonja and Étain are in Burger King hinting at Killian to ask Tilly out* “That was my leg you kicked!”
Adrian: *As Jordan answers her phone* “Hey, where are you and Clive?”
Jordan: “We’re over by HMV.”
John: “Wonder what they’re doing off on their own!”
Adrian: “Wait she’s talking, that means her tongue’s in her own mouth!”
Jordan: *pissed off at some random fat chick at “My Chemical Romance” concert* “What was she doing taking up 2 square meters of the mosh pit and I couldn’t even get in!!!”
Adrian: *In total silence* “JORDAN, CALM THE HELL DOWN!”
Jordan: *talking about Clive’s hip* “It’s all pointy and it’s sticking into me!”
*In English class when Jordan and Ali were mocking Adrian about sex*
Adrian: “Jordan, can I see your sheet?”
Jordan: “I lost mine a while ago.”
Ali: *shouts* “THAT’S WHAT HE SAID!!!”
*In English Class after watching “The Field*
*In the Chinese restaurant*
Adrian: *Puts hand on Gearoid’s shoulder* “Gearoid, there’s something important I feel I need to say to you… You’re flying low!”
*After nicknaming India “Minge Cheese”*
Jordan: “It sounds like an S.T.D.”
Adrian: “Kinda’ is. Crabs feed on minge cheese.”
Killian: “You know that the “Da Vinci Code” actually lied about Mary Magdalene.”
Jordan: “Oh yeah, what was the real story?”
Adrian: *sleep deprived and rambling on aimlessly* “Well she was there and so was ye’r one… ammm… Jesus! Yeah, him! And anyway, she was all like “Hey, look at me, I’m a prostitute!” and so Jesus was like “Come here Ho and I’ll bless the fuck outta’ ya!” … But not like that.”
Adrian: *Eating a nut that fell out of Leah’s skirt for a dare* “Hmmm… Tastes like ginger!”
Adrian: “You going to Banon?”
Leah: “Well I’d go to banon if I knew where it was... try Bandon dear! lmao!”
Adrian: “How do you know my dyslexic pet monkey didn’t just try to type “banana” because it’s hungry and can’t talk? You’re a horrible person Leah! You make me sick!”
Leah: “Leah likes monkeys but couldn’t eat a full one!”
Leah: “John has no six-pack because he likes pi
18 Comments 310 weeks
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