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- Me, Myself, and I
- well I am blonde
about 5ft 3 and I love to dance
I dont do smoking and my body dont accept drink
I have amazing friends that I love to bits
I have a messed up boyfriend that I must say I also love to bits
I dont judge people until I know them and please dont do the same
I hate chavs
I find some emo's sexy but i aint 1 myself
AND IM SCOTTISH AND PROUD!!!!!!
- Motion City Soundtrack!...UnderOath...Sao
sin...Trivium...The Postal Service...The Strokes...Pink Spiders...+ ALL CLUBBIN! MOST STUFF
- PIRATES OF THE CARRABIEN wouldnt you agree sherlock!!
- Scared Of
- SPIDERS AND MOVIES THAT INVOLVE DEATH
- Happiest When
- ME BEZZIES
- Harriet and Emily + the posse
- My best thing
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Q. How can you tell a female chav virgin?
A. She can run faster than her brothers.
Q. What do you call a chav on a bike?
A. A thief
Q. What do you call a chav in a car?
Q. What do you call a chav waiting in a bus shelter?
A. At a party.
Q. What do you call a chav girl without any children?
A. Under the age of 12.
Q. Whats a chavs favourite car?
A. One without an alarm.
Q. What do you call two dead chavs?
A. A good start to the day.
Q. What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?
Q. How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.
Q. Two chavs jump off a bridge.....who wins?
Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
Q. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. What do you do if you run over a chav?
A. Reverse just to make sure
Q. What do you call a Chav at college.
A. The cleaner.
Q. Where do Chavettes go for work?
A. Street corners.
Q. How do you stop a chav from drowning?
A. Take your foot off their head.
Q How does a chavette get rid of unwanted pubic hair
A She spits
Q. What's the difference between Batman and a chav?
A. Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Q. What do you call a chav in a detatched house?
A. The Burglar
Q. Whats the difference between a Chav and a Computer?
A. You can punch information into a computer.
Q. What's the difference between a phone battery and a chav just out of prison?
A. The battery will last a couple of days before being charged again.
What do you call a chav in a suit?
What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
What do you call a chavette with two brain cells?
What is a chav couples idea of foreplay?
Whats a chaves idea of safe sex?
Putting the handbrake on
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I dunno what this thing is but ive been told its just a mesage everyone can see but surely you can see all the messages here so it dont really make sence but anyhow I love the word, great place and just remember people SMILE AND WAVE, SMILE AND WAVE and life will just go with the flow RESPECT
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