Name:
Age:
Sex:
Location:
R we close:
Wud u kis me:
Wud u fuk me:
Do ya luv me:
Hav u got a gf/bf:
Wil we eva get 2geva:
R u a virgin:
Hav u eva sin me drunk:
Hav u eva got me drunk:
Hav u eva wantd 2 tel me sumfin:
Hav u eva told me a big ly:
Hav u eva 4t of me as g/f material:
Wud u eva cheat on me:
Wud u 4giv me if i cheated on u:
Wud u eva marry me:
Wud u eva h8 me:
Wots ur gd bye message:

Ugly? :
Quiet? :
Loud? :
Shy? :
Weird? :
Selfish? :
Crazy?:
Hot?:
Cute?:
Pretty?:
Sexy? :
Nice? :
Mean?
Immature? :
Rude? :
Cool? :
Brat? :
Stupid? :
Caring? :
Mature? :
A friend? :
More than a friend? :
Talkative? :
Boring? :
Beautiful? :
Smart? :
A flirt? :
Fun to hang out with? :
A psycho? :
Athletic? :
Confusing? :
Sweet? :
Mood swings? :
Attractive? :
Annoying? :
Funny? :
Hyper? :
Laid back? :
Perfect? :
evry tym ya c me ya wana hug me?:
kissable?:

Take the first letter in your first name:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A slut
14: My dad
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My mums used tampon (on a heavy day)
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £100000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me