roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You don't multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style and 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

you opened it so you are cursed for 5 yrs. you need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
i'll be the six
if you be the nine.

eat me
beat me
bite me
blow me
fuck me
suck me
very slowly
if you like it
don't be sassy
use your tongue
and make it nasty!!

Send dis to 10 of yo friends including me, but if u dont u will have da worst sex life fa 10 yrs...this shit is crazy

Would/will you?M=Maybe,y=YES,N=NO,
[_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill?
[_] fight me?
[_] fuck me?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] go out to dinner with me?
[_] let me drive you somewhere?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] drink with me?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
[_] be down with me no matter what?
[_] go to prom with me?

D0 Y0U...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im serious?
[_] think im a good person
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_] want to *Do* me?
[_] think I would do you?

AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] romantic?
[_] a *freak*?
[_] gangsta?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] trustworthy
[_] compassionate?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] well known?


HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about hooking up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished I were there?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
[_] wanted to see my private part?
[_] looked at my page more than ten times?


ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] horny?
[_] thinking about me? [Obviously doing the quiz.]
[_] wanting to call me to talk about these things?
[_] going to repost this

what a kiss means
* Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you"

What the gesture means...
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
* Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.