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- Me, Myself, and I
- Here did yous hear about the two gay elephants??
They were caught pulling the trunks of each other!
Whats up vanilla face?
The names Spud, or Spuddles if your a bender or my ma . Work in Game, its not to bad, gets melting at times when all the ma's come in and dont have a clue what they're looking for. But the craics good so it all evens out
Support the mighty Aresnal, who are definatley gonna do the quadruple this year, maybe......but i say that every year, and every year it ends in bitter dissapoinment
Well if ya's wanna know anything else my email address is somewhere on this page, or ya can be lazee bastards and leave me a comment. Up to yourselves.
- The Other Half Of Me
Dj Jazzy Jeff
- As long as it has a decent beat to it i'll dance or listen to it. Bit of a Michael Jackson fan if im honest, guys a legend, aint no joke bout that.
- The Godfather, SuperBad , Coach Carter, The Longest Yard, Anything with explosions and good lookin women in it lol
- Favourite football team- Arsenal, Favourite football players- Thierry Henry and Ricardo Quaresma. Play a lot of football, Used to play basketball, hurling and gaelic but became lazy haha
- Scared Of
- Nothin.....except for, when your sitting a test and ya open the paper and then you think, Holy fuck i havent done that, or i dont have a clue about that one, or that one , or that one haha. Fuck tests
- Happiest When
- Im eating, When im out with mates, Playing football except i always get pissed of and angry but sure, talent comes at a cost men. Id just like to say that Farleys Rusks are unbelievable...yes those farleys rusks, yanno the baby food
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1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness,
or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really hard until she cries,
this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over, girls
are like dogs they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping, if she
is say you better be, repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning, this will
show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most, then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
jewellery is for pussies and Asian ladies
7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking, When she
is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fuck you and grab the other girls
ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner, drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard.
When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're
really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she’s cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
then you might get cold, rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't
stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a
black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh a good way to do this is if she has a small pet,
kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms, when she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home
and you can use your arms for more important things. Like the X-Box 360.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her
self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down
desires to be.
17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and
say no she’s not hungry. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one.
Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell
on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I mean.
21. When it’s raining keep asking her if she’s crying. Shell say no its
the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop
crying you fuckin baby. Girls like a tough man as I’ve already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her something. Teach her
material goods are bad.
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1: Name – John
2. Nickname – Spud
3. Single or taken - Single
4. Zodiac Sign - Scorpio
5. Male or Female- Male
6. University: Only upper sixth like, give us a chance
8. How many buddies on your list: Tonnes
9. Screenname: Couldnt be arsed to look up haha
10. Hair Color- Dirty Fair
12. Hair Long or Short - Short
14. Eye Color - Hazel
15. Are you health freak – Noope
17. Do you have a crush on someone – Naw
18. Do you like yourself - Course i do, who wouldnt
19. Braces? – Nope
20. Think your awesome? – Obviously, but you can decide that
21. Piercings – Nope
22. Tattoo – Nope
23. Righty or Lefty - Righty
* YOUR FIRSTS *
24. Surgery – Getting my tonsils out when i was a kid
25. First piercing – Ear
26. First best friend – Michael "Drogba" Kelly
27. First Award - A badge for swimmin 100 meters
28. First Sport You Joined – Football
29. First pet – Iunno cant remember
30. First vacation – Lanzarote
31. First Concert – Hmmmmmm iunno
32. First love – The moment i glanced into the mirror, naw oj dunno
* YOUR FAVOURITES *
33. Movie – All the rockies and coach carter
34. Favorite tv show – Horny Housewives haha oj, Max and Paddys Road to nowhere
35. Color - Blue
40. Body part (on a boy/girl): Lips Or Arse
41. Sport To Play – Football
42. Favorite piece of clothing – Probably one of my many hats
43. Brand Of Clothing? - Haha Eckó nah no idea
44. What do you sleep with? ...myself i think
45. Favorite School – St.Kevins, was a piece of piss back then
46. Favorite Animal- Tiger
47. Favorite Books- The little engine that could
48. Favorite Magazines – Dont have any
49. I'm eating - A 16 inch meal deal from 4 star pizza
50. I'm drinking - Water
52. I'm about to - Get a shower, get dressed and go out
53. Listening to – The Game- Im Chillin
55. Waiting For – Nothing
56. Watching - Ummm the pc screen lol
57. Wearing – Absoloutly nothing haha oj sweat bottoms and a hoody
58. Want Kids? – Sure do, any takers? lol
59.want to get married? - Hmmmm when im like 74
60.Careers in Mind?- Gonna be a fireman
* WHICH IS BETTER ON OPPOSITE SEX *
68. Lips or Eyes – Lips
69. Hugs or Kisses – kisses
70. Shorter or Taller – Shorter
72. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma – Fucks larma? Spontaneous
73. nice stomach or nice arms – Stomach
74. Sensitive or Loud – Sensitive but someone whos not gonna sit there and be quiet all the time
75. Hook-up or Relationship – Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring - Dunno
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? – Trouble maker haha
* HAVE YOU EVER *
78. Kissed a Stranger - Yes
79. Drank bubbles – No, who drinks bubbles??
80. Lost glasses/contacts - Nope
81. Ran Away From Home – Naw id only come back when im hungry
82. Broken a bone – Nope surprisingly
83. Got an X-ray - Had loads
84. Broken Someone's Heart – Id say so, but never on good terms with the girls after it so iunno haha
85. Turned Someone Down - Yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died – Naw havent cried like, felt real sad but no tears
* DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
89. God - Yeah
90. Miracles- Yup, tho i have yet to see one
93. Aliens – Naw, aliens are just different names for gays
94. Magic - Nope, no such thing
95. Heaven - Yeah
96. Santa Claus – Nope, ever since i read that magazine in my house.
97. Angels- Aye
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4. What do you think of me?
5. When and How did we meet?
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6. Would u kiss me?
7. Would u fuck me?
8. If u had me alone for 30 minutes what would you do?
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10. Give me a nickname and explain why?
11. Describe me in 3 words.
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