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Big Dave

take a breath, breathe out...... you are alive.

12/2/08 | me too! | Reply

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  • I am Down for Whatever
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About Me

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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best
Me, Myself, and I
My name is Dave

Deal with it

I have a job now so things are pretty cool now, don't want to survive anymore, I want to live
but the only downfall is that my job cuts into my drinking time alot

I've loved everything to do with cars, tuning them, fixing them and driving them
Got any ideas for a first car post them and you may see me around in it :)

I live for the weekend now, get smashed and gate crash random parties haha
I like to party, help people out, mabye just be there for someone that needed it
I like to smoke the ganja, anytime of the day is a good time to have a blunt


Just leave comments and il get back to you
The Other Half Of Me
J Robus

J Robus

My wife, or he acts like it

Music
anything you like except any crummy pop band like backstreet boyz or somthing
go to --> www.Basedrive.com D'n'B on tap:D
Films
dont really watch many films i've seen the sound of music more than 4 times, chainsaw massacre, horror films and shit
sex mad
** Sex is a sensation , caused by temptation , a guy sticks his location , in a girls destination , to increase the population , of the next Generation , do u get my explanation or would you like a raunchy demonstration?! **
Scared Of
nothing really
Happiest When
being alive , being able to breathe deeply, working on cars, playing games
Drunk Stages - Where are you?
1. Sober

2. Under the Influence

3. Giddy

4. Tipsy

5. Drunk

6. Wasted

7. Mullered or Splatered

8. Cream Crackered

9. Fuckedy Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

10. Shitfaced

11. Paraletic

12. Hospital

13. Dead

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  • Mr & Mrs Smith

    The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
    Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
    "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
    "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
    "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat".
    After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
    "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
    "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"
    "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
    "My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.
    "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
    "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
    The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
    "Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
    "And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
    "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
    "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"
    "Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
    "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."
    Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"
    "It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."
    "Tripod?"
    "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
    Mrs. Smith fainted

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  • Life

    Do you know when you know your walking by yourself, you always seem to be enraveled in your own little dreamworld, fantasizing about anything and everything, then suddenly, blinded by how beautiful this girl was, while she winks at you as you walk on by. If you only had one chance to have the time of your life with her, you would. And however much you think about it, you just know you have no chance.

    I was never the ladies man, never had a chance just because of who I was. Long hair, glasses, old clothes. I had to work on my personallity because I didn't look half as good as Brad Pitt on one of his bad days. I never had the best looking girl after me. I never had the chance to show them I could love them more than anyone.

    Figures.

    Now I spend my time wondering how pissed off a person in tokyo would be if you rang him at stupid o'clock or how fast you can run from a man wielding a baseball bat, after sleeping with his wife. After a good long while I always find myself thinking how insanely bored I am, or how people take the piss just because they can, or how much I want to smash a place up, just because I'm angry.

    I never took the chance when I had it

    Well do you know what?

    Don't be boring all your life. Do whatever the feeling takes you, Go out and enjoy yourself

    Take a chance and don't give a fuck about anything else

    ***Remember***

    "We are only here once, we only have one crack at life, don't waste it"

    I know i won't

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  • An in-depth look

    I Have been told by many people that im a health and saftey hazzard to myself and the general public, and its true. Anybody that knows me can tell you how i am when i have a plan. just a couple of days ago i tried to jump into a bush and sliped, and got a bad case of gravel rash hahaha.
    But really i'm a nice guy to know and always looking out for my friends, whereever I go.

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  • Ali
    luv Ali

    HA

    6/10/12
  • Michell
    Michell

    ezi dave how r u? aint spoke in ages hope all is well and did i speak to u on a wendsday whilest relly relly drunk?

    8/18/09
  • AnastasiaSuzanne.
    AnastasiaSuzanne.

    How have you been? Thanks again for dropping me off at prom, that was legend (: I'll probably come up and visit again soon if I don't see you about, I won't bring any tutus this time though :P x

    7/21/09
  • Smile
    Smile

    Hey Dave I Thought I Would Drop By And Say Hi ] How're You ? xxx

    1/8/09
  • Crazy Lil Nutter
    luv Crazy Lil Nutter

    BIG DAVE Love ya man x

    11/26/08 via Mobile
  • Itz Chappers
    Itz Chappers

    i dunno if you remember but i met you last night we were both pritty pissed lol x

    11/15/08
  • Deco
    luv Deco

    Yo... ... Big dave, how r u? Im dwn at wknd if u wana av a smoke? X

    11/12/08 via Mobile
  • Elisabeth P
    luv Elisabeth P

    Yeah i had a good time, how bout you? haven't been up 2 much, just at sharrons at the moment xxx

    10/24/08
  • Deco
    Deco

    yo dude, its kai, how you been man, whist writing this all i could think about was fairies in boots, ive had a lil bit of acid, but i'll be fine, an wats ur msn? x

    10/15/08
  • Codie
    Codie

    ahh yeah i had a well good time last night : D where were you raving at? xxx

    10/12/08
  • Codie
    luv Codie

    hiii daveee : ) hope your doing swell :3 xxx

    10/12/08
  • Crazy Lil Nutter
    luv Crazy Lil Nutter

    Can you tell ana to meet me at the station at 4 x

    10/10/08 via Mobile
  • Lil-Mezzi
    luv Lil-Mezzi

    i'm gonna build a house!!! hows things at college??? seen the retard parade yet??? lol seeya laters mannn!! xx

    10/9/08
  • Julie Tisdall
    Julie Tisdall

    Sent you reply as mail hun cos wasn lettin me post of my sight but yeah have been good hun am doing a level law psychology sociology and history at hastings academy six hun. Not been up to much hun just college and spendin time with tim and riley. Where do you work now then hun. X x wb x x

    9/27/08 via Mobile
  • Julie Tisdall
    Julie Tisdall

    Hello hun how u?

    9/27/08 via Mobile
  • Lee Clarke
    Lee Clarke

    init blood

    9/4/08
  • Lee Clarke
    Lee Clarke

    of course i haven't changed lol it's so hard to improve on perfection howz you ?

    9/4/08