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Sarah Kane

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12/11/08 | me too! | Reply

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  • Female, 23, Luv 105
  • from belfast! (narthen irland lol)
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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?
Me, Myself, and I
bleh this bores me...you can make up ur own opinion of what im like, I'm not gonna do it for you, stop being lazy

True Bill...

But I will say one thing, if you want to know what I'm like... All you need to do to see what a person is like is look at who they have as friends, and what those people think of them.

I don't care what anyone thinks about me, apart from my friends. I love my friends, they're awsum.




you there!
yes you! with the hair
buy me a new tattoo!

DCF FOREVER!

Gran Can 08 best craic like left us with a good few absolute gems:
- The water stops it
- It must be the burn
-so where do you work?
-*woo hoooooo! ruff ruff!*
-"wake me up before you go-go"

Laura, Emma and Kat, fucking legends to the max!




I think I might just be slowly losing my mind....
The Other Half Of Me
Emma Gibney

Emma Gibney

...must be the BURN!!!!!

Music
Anything and Everything...for example...NIN!!!!, pink floyd, ray lamontagne the who, the foo fighters, damien rice, radiohead, jonny cash, willy maison, faith no more, R.A.T.M, Q.O.T.S.A, Annie lennox, Iron maiden, green day, the sex pistols, the clash, vienna teng, michelle branch, panic at the disco, the fray, garbage, lacuna coil, covenant, fun lovin criminals, KMFDM, jack of jill, placebo, pearl jam, ramstien, the distillers, dolly parton, natile cole, nirvana, alice cooper, ac/dc, finch, rob zombie, snow patrol, common rotation, frank sinatra, the beetles, the cure, david bowie, the mars volta, athlete, aqualung, alanis morisette, seabound, sulphur, blur, weezer, sixpence none the richer, smashing pumpkins, letters to cleo, bing crosby, norah jones, paramore, jose gonzales, billy idol, Regina spektor, vampire weekend, the wombats, we are scientists...and much much more lol basicly anything
Films + T.V
pulp fiction, resivoir dogs, kill bill (any tarintino rele), little miss sunshine, contact, the ring(original version), the grudge(original version), zoolander, dodgeball, resident evil, the big lebowski, sometimes they come back again, the cowboy bebop movie, BR, BR2, fight club, dog soldiers, rose red, underworld, amelie, blazing saddles, ghost in the shell, star wars!!! anything asian, shaun of the dead (simon pegg is a legend) invader zim, spaced, nip tuck, bones, scrubs, two and a half men, megas XLR, cowboy bebop, stand up comedy (esp lee evans, dylan moran and chris rock) black books
the special people
ok clearly there is someone i hafta mention first and foremost my big brother, Chris who doesnt even have bebo but so he is like not just my brother but my best friend too i don't care if i sound gay for sayin that but he is i love him so so so much and i miss him rele badly he can always cheer me up, i'd be lost if anything ever happened to him *touches wood* ...then theres just my different groups of friends...my school friends thank you all so much for being so good to me i came back a year and was realy scared to be honest but your all brilliant and i love every one of you xox...
the special people (continued)
the ccd you are all such wee legands seriously thers never a dull moment wen you guys are around even if were just sittin at my gaff doin fuck all lol i absoulutly love you all really don't ever think otherwise...the ladz you guys fucking rock like seriously you all really do lol you make me laugh so so much, its crazy, use are such craic and i love you all to bits!...and my upper 6th mates all you lovely ladies i left behind, you all still mean the world to me i miss all the craic we used to have in class and i love yas!...anywho all of you and i do mean ALL of you i realy do love ya'll so so much and don't ever forget it xox
faveourite words
narcotic, neurotic, novacaine, sardonic, sadistic, antidisestablismenterianism, narsisistic, melevolent, bollox, fuck, cunt, assasination, schizophrenic, tribal, primitive, asphyxiatied, toes, sensual, accent, skregg, vindictive, crap, shenanigans, hallians, boys...(i was bored ok thats the sole reason this is here)
fun stuffs
going to the gym, taking photos, writing, singing, city hall in the summer :) , joolys gaff down at le coney island, limelight, auntie annies, the hewitt, stiff kitten, SU, the parlour, my people lol, my gaff with all the peeps, my crazy relatives tho i do complain, my brother, movies!, puppies and kitties, music, watchin rugby...
too true
Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are...Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves....Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell....Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull...Love is, above all, the gift of oneself...If you have it, you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have...The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive...

Real love stories never end...

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    100 things about me...

    1. Full Name: Sarah Emily Rose Kane

    2. Nicknames: never really had one, which makes me kinda sad, my sister in law called me roo and my marty's gurlz t-shirt said sugaa kane lol

    3. Birthday: 20th of October

    4. Place of Birth: Belfast

    5. Zodiac Sign: Libra

    6. Male or Female: Female

    7. Grade: Upper 6th (i went back a year)

    8. School: Fortwilliam (DCF!)

    9. Occupation: Well I work in an offies

    10. Residence: Ummmm my house

    11. MSN Screen Name: atm its - You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal...You're so skinny you should really super size the deal

    ___Your Appearance___

    12. Hair Colour: Well...atm its making its way to blonde...so um...I'm ginger like lol naturally medium brown tho

    13. Hair Length: Short like lol

    14. Eye colour: Hazel

    15. Weight: Ummmmm... like... 8 stone I think

    16. Height: Short, about 5"3ish

    17. Braces?: Nopes ther gone now :D

    18. Glasses?: Yar and contacts too :)

    19. Piercing: Nope piercings freak me out lol

    20. Tattoos: 3 and counting

    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend: Laura, Emma and Kat

    23. First Award: OMG speach and drama medals lol

    24. First Sport You Joined: Ummm... I cant remember if i did netball first or Ice-skating...

    25. First pet: My wee Mo-Mo hes my kitty cat :)

    26. First Real Vacation: First to a foreign country was Disney in Orlando lol

    27. First Concert: Lol Alicia Keys

    28. First Love: Ooooh well i think most already know that so i do not think thers any need for it to be mentioned

    ___ Favourites___

    29. Movie: Either Contact or The little Mermaid! lol

    30. TV programme: ...Desperate Housewives...I know but it makes me laugh

    31. Colour: Blue or Purple

    32. Rapper: Oh gosh thats funny like lol

    33. Band: I like a whole lota different bands but im gonna be predictable as hell and say it...Nine Inch Nails

    34. Song Right Now: Shoot I dunno...Rhianna - Rehab maybe off the top of my head lol

    35. Friends: The whole damned lot of ye

    36. Sweet: All of them i really feel like a big bag of rubarb rock right now tho lol

    37. Sport to Play: Oooooooooh! Twister! I get highly competitive

    38. Restaurant: Nandos!

    39. Favourite brand: What kinda question is that lol. I dunno

    40. Store: TopShop, River Island, anywhere with nice shoes :)

    41. School Subject: Media

    42. Animal: Dogs

    43. Book: Got a few First and foremost is always the cronicles of narnia then things like Adirty Job by Christopher Moore, The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice and the Harry Potter books cus I'm that big of a geek lol

    44. Magazine: Don't read them that often probably Empire or a tattoo mag of some sort

    45. Shoes: All of them! lol

    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: Kinda bummed lol but its all good

    47. Single or Taken?: Single..lol

    48. crush? : lol yar

    49. Eating: food, thats a good idea lol

    50. Drinking: Boost I wish i hada pint of guiness and blackcurrant tho lol

    51. Typing: The answers to this

    52. Online?: If i wasnt i wouldnt be able to do this.

    53. Listening To: My playlist litterally just ended when i got to this song so nada

    54. Thinking About: A whole lota stuff...but mainly this questionaire

    55. Wanting To: Do a whole lotta things lol

    56. Watching: A computer screen

    57. Wearing: My uniform lol

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids?: Yes.

    59. Want to be married?: Yes.

    60. Careers in Mind: I would love to direct movies, but i dunno i kinda wanna do photography too...

    61. Where do you want to live: I figure I'll know when i see it lol

    62. Car: Mustang Sally!

    __Which is better with the Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair colour: I have a soft spot for the kinda blondy guys but like dirty fair kinda blonde

    64. Hair length: Not too short...doesnt need to be long tho

    65. Eye colour: I dunno why but i kinda like grey eyes or like light blue lol

    66. Measurements: Tall

    67. Cute or Sexy:

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      Well Well my hunni bun am missin you hows your summer? x

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      Alright PoMo, why did i get a text at like 3am telling me that you are to go and get your bag and passport from laverys? lol. You drunken fool :P p.s. hows F*****? :o <3 yoooou

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      ahhh look at the tat!!!! :D

      6/5/09
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      Hey, how u gettin on? :) have a gd time on Sat? lmao I was steamin, not as bad as u on Friday like lol but still :L any craic? :P

      6/2/09
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      long time no speak, wtc? goin 2 c nin this summer?

      5/5/09
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      I <3 your hotwheels bbz :P

      4/7/09
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      We need to finish our quest! Therefore, you better be feeling better and in school today :)

      4/3/09
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      Hi Sarah Kane OMG! Who could have predicted that?! 4,000 people turning up to Bar 7 for our 'Lovin' It!' U18 Valentine's Ball!! A bit tricky when we can only fit 800 in... I'm sure everyone gets why we had to evacuate the place... ! So it's a bit obvious that we need a bigger venue for the next one ... Add us now to your friend list - and you'll be the first to know where and when it's gonna be, before we announce it to the media... Register with us now, to make sure that you Get In! xxx PS - This message is going out to all our friends, and all their friends ... so if u get it loads - it's your own fault for being so damn popular!... But let me know if u get it more than once ... xxx

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      i find you attractive from very particular angles

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      ;D xx

      12/11/08 via Mobile
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      Wee Han

      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jU8Myd... Thats a wee link to my drama schools song that we recorded ... my wee bit is at the end when theres a photo of me lmao Make our views go up :D han xxX

      12/7/08
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      well well miss kane.......not in 4 ur eng test????? x

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      sooooooooooo i'm thinking it's ridiculous that we have not spoken in flippin aaages!! since that time u scared the shite out of my at that bank machine actually i think :P AND i've a present here for u, that's LONG over due since ur bday was like.. over a month ago :L :L :L wanna meet up some day soon :) xx

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      your face (is sexy)

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