First person you would invite to your birthday party?
<<The lads>>

Last person you'd invite to your birthday?
<<The Pope. He'd wreck the buzz entirely>>

Favourite record?
<<Digging 'Ogdens Nut Gone Flake' by the Small Faces. Get on it.>>

Favourite book?
<<The Godfather, Mario Puzo.>>

Favourite film?
<<Hmm... that's a tough one. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Magnificence!>>

Favourite musician?
<<Lennon, Macca or Harrison. That's not really a fair question...>>

Most embarrassing moment of your life?
<<Eh... there's been many. Probably something involving alcohol that I can't remember.>>

Favourite food/drink/stimulant?
<<Chicken fillet roll/Guinness/Tea>>

TV Programme?
<<Frasier>>

TV Personality?
<<Pat Kenny ha ha. Not really. That was CLEARLY a joke>>

Your concept of heaven?
<<Guinness on tap, loud music, many women>>

Your concept of hell?
<<Brian Johnson continuously singing... seriously he is the worst singer in the world>>

If the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do/how would you react?
<<Destroy everything I could in the vicinity, and kick Margaret Thatcher in the arse.>>

Favourite term of abuse?
<<'Fuck off', 'Get to fuck', 'You bollox!' or 'Hello Fucker!'>>

Favourite item of clothing?
<<Me parka>>

If you weren't pursuing your present career what career might you have chosen?
<<Career? Arts isn't a career choice, it's what you do when you can't be arsed. I suppose I'd have been a terrorist.>>

Favourite form of relaxation?
<<Drinkin'>>

Biggest thrill?
<<Drinkin'>>

Biggest disappointment?
<<Nick Cave. Shit stuff, I must say.>>

Your dying words?
<<'Carpe jugulum.' - Go for the throat>>

Your nominee for the worlds best dressed person?
<<Lloyd Christmas, Dumb and Dumber>>

And the worlds worst dressed person?
<<Any emo, goth, punk, or that clot of eejits.>>

What animal would you like to be?
<<A dog... they can lick their own... nose... >>

What other period of history would you like to have been alive in?
<<1960's. I'd get in there before Hendrix did. Haha!>>

Humanity's most useful invention?
<<Sliced bread>>

Humanity's most useless invention?
<<The bellybutton>>

Finally, your biggest fear?
<<Fear? I actually amn't afraid of anything... not that I can think of. Lemme think... Mick Jagger's lips? Yeah. Hands down. Mick Jagger's lips.>>

'That'll take a while to rot!' - Fields on a golf club
'Where is my 3 in 1?' - Fields to the girl who works in Dragon City
'I have dry crusty lips' - Madden
'It's like a mixture of the word 'boweler' with the word 'howler'' - Fields on the word 'howler'.
'That's NNNAASSSTY!' - Madden
'Is it 'cos I'm a chicken?!' - Fields in general
'If you got... twenty roaches. And joined them all... up... you'd have fifty roaches...' - Dave
'I like the feeling of a chilly wind on my satchel' - Fields
'FAGGIT!' - Madden n' Auren. Mostly Auren.
'Well it's better than sittin on yer arse!' - Danny
'PUT ON ALBATROSS!' - Fields
'I am... beludered!' - Fields
'Fargo!?' - Fields
'Moloney, bash yer head into that wall there' - Ivan at the Debs
'One in five farts is a shart' - Fields
'I'M WILLING TO GO ALL THE WAY' - That guy in Dorans to Fields
'It was just my instinct- to shit!' - Fields on taking a poo behind a curtain
'Yid think she'd be able to hack a bit of racism!' - Fields on the aforementioned Chinese girl
'He was like their Che Guevera' - Madden on Joe Dolans tinker following
This isn't quote as such, but Dave did fall off a kerb while burping...
'What the FUCK am I talking about?! I have a big soggy throat!' - Fields
'Just the picture of a caricatured penis- it's BEAUTIFUL - Fields on penii
'I don't give a shite about Auren. At the end of the day he's a little... I dunno...' - Fields
'This is gonna be a bizarre walk home. It's gonna be interestin!' - Fields capping off the night.
'That'd be gorgeous! My meat and your buns!' - Dave and I discuss the ultimate Rustler's burger.
'Joe'd come in me room, and I'd be there skull fucking some fucker!' - Dave
'WHASSAT? Some sorta fuckin' CRAZY TROJAN 'ORSE!?... Pwahahahaha!' - Dave
'You should go in winter when the place's a fuckin SHIT.... sack!' - Dave
'Is that the Land Of The Rising Sun?' - 'House!' - 'Land of the rising HOUSE!?' - Dave n' Bryan
'David Attenborough doin' tigers... and me da!' - Dave again.
'Did you light my chimney on fire!?' - The muck savage

Any suggestions?

alcopops, knebworth 95, pink hair, girl bands, marathon bars, boy bands, discmans, wonderwall, toy story, scatman, tomagotchi, oasis v blur, lego, the irish punt, definitely maybe, 50p cans of coke, penny sweets, nevermind, autsin powers films, celtic tiger, phil and grant mitchell, power rangers, hoodies, football italia, paulo di canio, nirvana, gianfranco zola, cantona, robbie fowler, there she goes, the term 'livin it large', karma police, nintendo, no silly drink laws, radiohead, atari, the term 'back in the day', mambo no. 5, boyzone, mighty munch, banshee bones, the prodigy, fireman sam, napster, internet, fall of communism, good friday agreement, digital cameras, mobile phones, tomb raider, mario, sonic, doom, pokemon (for shame..), friends, the simpsons, techno, diana, kurt cobain, tupac shakur and freddie mercury all leave this world. if theres a god, may he rest their souls, teenage mutant ninja turtles, batman cartoons, gameboy colour, captain planet, micro scooters, tony hawk, those blue jeans, take that (lycra shorts version 1.0) pentium 3, ryanair, swat cats, sega megadrive, the mask cartoons, jim carrey films, be here now, eminem, nike air, i am weasel, courage the cowardly dog, cow & chicken, and other such cartoon network stuff