sToP rAcIsM
вℓα¢к мαи ωαℓкѕ ιитσ α ¢αfє єαяℓу σиє мσяиιиg αи∂ иσтι¢єѕ нє'ѕ тнє σиℓу вℓα¢к σиє тнєяє
αѕ нє ѕαт ∂σωи нє иσтι¢є∂ α ωнιтє мαи ѕαт вєнιи∂ нιм, тнє ωнιтє мαи ѕαι∂
"¢σℓσυяє∂ ρєσρℓє αяи'т αℓℓσωє∂ ιи нєяє" .
тнє вℓα¢к мαи яєρℓιє∂...
"ωнєи ι ωαѕ вσяи ι ωαѕ вℓα¢к
ωнєи ι gяєω υρ ι ωαѕ вℓα¢к
ωнєи ι'м ѕι¢к ι'м вℓα¢к
ωнєи ι gσ ιи тнє ѕυи ι'м вℓα¢к
ωнєи ι'м ¢σℓ∂ ι'м вℓα¢к
αи∂ ωнєи ι ∂ιє ι'м вℓα¢к.
вυт уσυ ѕιя...
ωнєи уσυ ωєяє вσяи уσυ ωєяє ριик
ωнєи уσυя'є ѕι¢к уσυя'є gяєєи
ωнєи уσυ ѕтαу ιи тнє ѕυи уσυя'є яє∂
ωнєи уσυя'є ¢σℓ∂ уσυ тυяи вℓυє
αи∂ ωнєи уσυ ∂ιє уσυ тυяи ρυяρℓє."
"αи∂ уєт уσυ нανє тнє иєяνє тσ ¢αℓℓ мє ¢σℓσυяє∂!"
тнє вℓα¢к мαи тυяиє∂ вα¢к αяσυи∂ αи∂ тнє ωнιтє мαи ωαℓкє∂ αωαу.

Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.

Hee Hee!! (u hav 2 read it out allowd 4 it 2 mak sense)
1.) That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong

2.) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3.) See me asap................. Kum Hia Nao

4.) Stupid man.................. Dum Fuk

5.) Small horse................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6.) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan?

7.) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8.) I think you need a face lift.......... Chin Tu Fat

9.) It's very dark in here................ Wai so dim?

10.) I thought you were on a diet.......... Wai yu Mun Chin?

11.) this is a toe away zone............... No Pah King

12.) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13.) Staying out of sight.................. Lei Ying Lo

14.) He's cleaning his automobile................. Wa Shin Ka

15.) You have B.O....................... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16.) Great!............................
. Fa Kin Su Pa