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Helen Burns
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Female, 22,
33
- from Oxford :P but i miss good old drayton (where i grew up)
- Profile views: 2,050
- Last active: 8/24/07
- www.bebo.com/thefattestcat
- Me, Myself, and I
- Life is...
shit
fun
boring
interesting
mad
sad
completely fucked
priceless
beautiful
ugly
fake
true
colourful
unjust
fair
dull
special
depressing
inspiring
and
most importantly what you make of it.
Make the most of it.
~ASSISTANT~BLUE~SMARTIES~
~COLLECTOR~UNDER~SUPERVISION~
~OF~MY~STRANGE~KATE~
~EDDY~IS~MY~TEDDY~MEELA~IS~
~MY~MAN~AND~SO~IS~MAISY~
~DERIN~IS~MY~DONKEY~AND~
~KATE~IS~MY~MURDERING~MATE~
~HELEN~LAKE~IS~MYSELF~WITH~
~JUST~A~SURNAME~BETWEEN~US~
~AND~LASTLY~RACHE~BABES~IS~
~JUST~THE~~ONE~THAT~
~REALLY~LIKES~CHEESE~
-----///\\-----"All clear" are
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----\\\-///----Show your support
-----\\\//-----and put this up
-----/\\\------on your bebo
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- Music
- Pretty much everything blur, dashbord confessional AFI, arcade fire, the automatic, franz, hard fi, the clash, all american rejects, the feeling, fall out boy, red hot chilli peppers, travis, snow patrol, the kooks, panic at the disco, the killers, oasis, foo fighters, muse, coldplay, wolfmother, dirty pretty things, goo goo dolls, zutons, future heads, kasabian, billy talent, nickelback, toploader, ok go, paolo nutini and tons of others can't be arse to list everythin
- Films
- I watch too many films.... fave films though are probs a life less ordinary, the trueman show, being john malkovich, moulin rouge, shawshank redemption and probs anything that can propperly pull being and envoke any emotion be it laughter or sadness
- Sports
- I am soo sporty...thank you very much a certain georgie carr! Also as kate feels this should be mentioned ROCK ClIMBING! with kate who climbs like she's desperate for a date and woody who climbs like she's in the noody(nuddy).
- Drinks
- i'm a wines and misclaneous girl... not a fan of beers or alcopops. Loves: MArtini. and cider
Gin and tonic ! - Happiest When
- NOT ILL
Hyper or sleeping if its a good dream, or maybe talking so someone nice. I like laughing
. Oblvious to things going wrong in life. When you find a free day. Feeling obsencely happy for no reason. When laughing at personal joke and not caring everyone else is rather concerned. Lost in a thought. When with my ho! - Unhappiest when
- Ill, feeling down for no reason, bad dream, fighting over nothing, fighting over something, doing school work in general, realising i have to wake up in 2 hours after i've gone to sleep, ILL!!
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- The quiz that is harder than charlottes! 14 Taken
- randomness is great, now take the quiz! 20 Taken
- how good's you guessing? 18 Taken
- How well do you know Helen? 16 Taken
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- well duh!?!
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- yes, amongst many other things, she undoubtedly is.
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who is the most hyper/drunkarde/foolish/mad/crazy?
- maisy! ... (M&S dare i say more)
- Meela (Sprite)
- chloe bishop (drug dealer)
- me (vote for me and there'll be trouble)
- derin (thinks the moon is crazy and blue)
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wow a poll! ummm if you had to give up one of the following what wud it be?
- chocolate
- guys
- t.v
- everything you own
- ermm.. your sight (thats kinda random but meh!)
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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?1 Comment 323 weeks
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a journal eh?
3rd june 2005
I am lost and confused in the jungle i was just attacked by and monkey named bebo. Ok i'll admit i'm not lost in a jungle and i don't think bebo is monkey (or is it?) but i am confused to why the hell someone would be bother to write journal then post it for everyone to read their secrets. So, to you that is reading this, you are a rather nosey bugga, but then again so am I. I shall reveal to you my biggest secret ..............
i am the fattest cat mawhawhawhaw or maybe i'm just insane i mean look at dirvel i have just written purely for my own entertainment mahawhawhaw that was pointless.Maybe i'll do it again sometime1 Comment 425 weeks
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James Gazzard8/4/07Hehe i think its a combination of both. Not had ANY work to put off, and you're getting me a life you sod! I've actually gone out bike riding every day since i got back from yours
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8/4/07
James Gazzard
Wow, long time since I've been on bebo. Shows I must be getting something almost like a life!
Anyways, t'is as good an excuse as any to give you my "luv", may it bring you a feeling of elevated happyness, as well as a small chocolate cake...Yes
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6/4/07
James Gazzard
Murky bucket m'duc. I've had a cunning plan to get out of it though. What I do is hide under some coats, and hope everyone forgets about me. Genius, absolute genius!
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Lise !6/2/07Heya, any luck vis-a-vis what the hell we have to learn for the DME? Let me know xxx
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6/1/07
James Gazzard
Its past midnight, i'm tired and hungry...Seems a good enough reason to give you bebo love! May the beboing loveness brighten your early morning, and help you to win a lot of money/a signed topless photo of johnny depp...If the latter i'll be wanting a photocopy
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~ � Kate � ~ -6/1/07yepo, im just a bit too COOL! yeeeeh?!?! haha, was very bored yesterday.........and yes, one did assume correctly, not that much revision for me......although have done a little, which is more than normal, so im proud of myself! waaaay! xxxxxxxx
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~ � Kate � ~ -5/17/07HELEN! WHY AM I NOT DOING MUSIC REVISION....WHY? WHY? WHY?
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5/12/07
James Gazzard
Firstly, it's computing. We don't learn about boring things to do with a computer, we learn what boring things MAKE a computer! Secondly, I would normally accept that comment, unless it came from someone who was foolish enough to take physics or art at all. Lastly, have my love you sexy minx
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Bex Herd5/12/07Helen!!! arrgh how are you?? Happy birthday for the other day by the way!! How've u been? What u been upto lately? Lots of love xxxxxx
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Ruth Jackson5/12/07
well that serves u right for putting it on in the first place
hehehe!! oh well thats not v clever is it now?!
hehe!! cool! yeah think so!! itll be soo weird seeing everyone again-everyones changed sooo much its rly scary lol!! u got msn?! xxxxxx
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Ruth Jackson5/12/07
i know!! and its all ur fault
! ive bin trying to add u for agessss but u had a bloomin private page so i cudnt!! glad to see u have corrected that heeh
! yup! still there! hehe!! where r u again?! i know woop! exam leave on tues hehe!! i cant wait til the long summer hols ahhhhhhh lol!! im fine thanx!! and urself?! r u goin to the manor thingymajig?! lol xxxxxx
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Ruth Jackson5/12/07
OMG HELEN!! i havent seen u in like 5 yrs!! how r u?! u bin up to much...stupid question of course u have in 5yrs haha!! wen u on study leave?! wb much love Ruth xxxxxxxx
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5/2/07
Bebo 


Happy birthday hun. Look at the work of art i created for you! Isn't it the best cake you've ever had the luck to see! Hope ya got loads've great and insane presents, giving you mine on monday
. Love ya!
James Gazzard 0 Replieshaha...YES! this is the right whiteboard.. isnt it??
~ � Kate � ~ - 5 Repliesanyways helen...dont be sad SMILE!!