Sometimes wen I tok i use stupid phrases rather than using a real. Some of you will no what i mean. Hers a list of the phrases that i use nd wot they mean aswell -
Harry Rag – Fag
Gregory Pecks – Specks
Midnight Masses – Glasses
Gary Glitter – Shitter (toilet)
Nat King Cole – Hole
Nelson Mandela - Stella ( as in artois)
Hook eye – pie
Dog and bone – phone
John Wayne – Rain
Haw Maw – Snaw ( Slang for snow)
Willie Bauld – Cauld ( slang for cold)
Morkin Mindy – Windy
Sky Rocket – Pocket
Brad Pitt – Shit
Tom Tit – Shit
Ticket Out - Snout (As in cigarette)
Tom Kite – Shite
Lilian Gish – Pish
Barry White – Shite
Mums and Dads – Pads
Horses Hoof – Poof
20 foot rope – Pope
Pork and bean – Queen
Pen Nibs – Hibs
Sweaty Socks – Jocks
Sherman Tanks – Yanks
Huckleberry Hound – Pound
Raspberry Ripples – Nipples
Hooten Annie – Fanny
Raven nutters – Shutters
Tam Mix – Six
Jose Quitongo – mongo
Giraffe – laugh
Rock n' Roll - Bowl
Gas cooker - Snooker
Joe Jack - Black
Paddy McGuire - Fire
Ham Shank - Wank
Noel Hunt - C**t
David Gower - Shower
Pottit Heed - Deed
skool dinners - spinners
dinky doos - 2s
berti mes - 3s
harry jakes - shakes
hampden roar - score