1.me in the shower and the lights go off "turn on the lights" fiona; "the fuse blew again" me: "turn the fucking lights on" fiona: " the fucking fuse blew" me: "well then how come the waters still running" not too smart ha then emma turns around after 5 mins "oh no wonder my hair wasnt straightening"
2.ciara:"if i lived in the wild id live off these" talking bout watermelons haha
3.in the pub fiona stands on my foot and i look at her and she gives me the finger me:"id just appreciate if u didnt stand on my foot again" fiona:"i apologised" me:"no u didnt u gave me the finger" fiona:"same diff"
4.ciara at the beach one day:"does the water get more shallow the further u go out?"
5.gillian after borrowing a tenner off me in the shop then asks if she has to can she borrow money for the bus home when we get back! me: "ah yeah insert card here" pointing at my head
6.in a pub one nite the bar man has a shot in his hand and says cheers to gillian so she hits his glass with hers and says cheers then he turns to ciara to do the same and she says "wat u want me to drop it in my drink or something?"
7.ciara tries on a pair of shoes in a shop but there too small and says she cant buy them and someone says "why dont u get them in the next size?"
8.emma and her watermelon...enough said haha and how no matter where she sat she was always upwind of the smoke ha
9.gillian and her stupid bag...i got a tube of glue glued to my hand and emma's fingers were all glued together
10.in a shop one day,gillian:"oh look dats a nice belt" ciara:"dats a dog collar" haha
11.fiona:"she sounds like a dog on crack" emma:"have u tried dat with charlie?"
12.opening the champagne i try to get the cork out with my teeth and gillian says:"be careful it might blow off in ur mouth"
13.one night in the horrors me and fiona are in bed and i see a shadow on the wall and i say to fiona:"wats that?" fiona:"whats what" i turn on the light to see...it was a picture on the wall ha
14.one night when starving i see a little old woman walking along with a walking stick and everything:"im so hungry right now id eat her"
15.that same night music was playing and an old man was walking in front of us kinda funny...fiona starts making fun of him thinking he's dancing to the music but its just that hes old and walks like dat ha
16.everyone orders a drink at dinner...everyone orders coke and den i order coke aswel and the waiter asks "do u want diet" horrified i was!!
17.someone says "watch out for the car" and someone else says "ah at least if i die il go out with a bng"
18.in the pub gillian asks for kylie in my arms and emma says "what did u ask for...up the arse" haha
19.fiona telling guys we're from waterford: "just think of water as in H2O and ford as in a car"
20.one night when eating fiona looks at me and goes "eww" and den to dramatise it then points haha kinda had to be there haha
21.after the chinese gillian smells her hands "i smell like chink now"
22.the night spain won the semi final the cars were just going up and down the street beeping all night and i say: "u wudnt want to have a headache" gillian: "or an earache" emma: "or a headache" ha its ok go back to sleep ha
23.emma turns to me "fiona if i had u up in bed rite now..." she was talking bout if i was a baby and all the noise ha
24.gillian: "there wudnt be this much excitement in the 3rd world when food arrives"
25.gillian wants a spanish flag and sees one in a window...after the waiter asked if i wanted diet coke: "do u want me to just lean against the window and wait for the glass to break?"
26.fiona tells someone to use the toilet on the left in pógs and someone else asks: "why wat did u do in the other one?" ha
27.in the pub one night actually roasted i turn around "if u threw alcohol on me right now id burst into flames" it was true ha
28.emma knocks a drink and drowns me...tanx again for dat ha...and i turn around: "just got the shit scared out of me...literally" haha
29.fiona: "

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream–and not make dreams your master,
If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: “Hold on!”

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings–nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And–which is more–you’ll be a Man, my son!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me.i have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax'.Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then' He sighed........ 'Let's put all the frosties bak in the box'